tired of women fixated on my bulging crotch when I'm talking to them

PSA... my own member is not anything to write home about but!! it is the magic that it performs when on duty!!!

I know! lol

Well maybe you should try controlling that thing a little.

So, it's all about the Buuush? Not the beans or mini frank?

Wear a kilt. Problem solved.

are you sure your name ain't bobby brown???

sorry op, they are trying to identify your gender, your dressing like a women has them confused.

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I’ve got the same problem buddy.

Just look at the bitches and tell them your crotch is as phony as their plastic tits probably are. They may slap you - especially if you’re correct. But at least they’ll walk away and leave you alone until someone you actually might want to fuck comes along.