Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 705 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 108,615
Pageviews Today: 224,238Threads Today: 97Posts Today: 2,964
05:14 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

on a cruise ship right now ask me anything

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77674784
United States
05/24/2019 02:37 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
why are you such a gay bitch that takes it up the ass for?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/24/2019 02:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
When do you get tested for ebola, sars and bird flu?
 Quoting: Boaty


About 10 minutes after I shake your hand.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77664551
United States
05/24/2019 02:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
If you somehow manage to fall off an upper deck of your comfortable cruise ship into the churning, cold, merciless, shark infested ocean do you think you would survive, or would your bones be picked clean at the ocean's salty bottom?


monster
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/24/2019 02:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
If you somehow manage to fall off an upper deck of your comfortable cruise ship into the churning, cold, merciless, shark infested ocean do you think you would survive, or would your bones be picked clean at the ocean's salty bottom?


monster
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664551


I would not last long. Hyperthermia would get me after a few minutes.
Tainted Meat

User ID: 77079210
Finland
05/24/2019 02:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Have you had cruise sex, yet?

Anyway, that's what I heard the cruises are really for.

Last Edited by Tainted Meat on 05/24/2019 03:04 AM
The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined!
Right or wrong, it makes me LOL!
The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting!
MissCleo

User ID: 77082640
United States
05/24/2019 02:53 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
You know that you will be seasick after you get off the boat, right?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 74902347
United States
05/24/2019 02:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Ketchikan has a lot of amazing art. If you get a chance, visit Kooteeyaa Koffee House in Saxman. A couple of my aurora borealis paintings are hiding in there.
Also, please visit Father Dave and my wonderful friends at St. John's Episcopal Church. It looks like a gingerbread house in downtown Ketch.

hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77664551
United States
05/24/2019 03:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
If you somehow manage to fall off an upper deck of your comfortable cruise ship into the churning, cold, merciless, shark infested ocean do you think you would survive, or would your bones be picked clean at the ocean's salty bottom?


monster
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664551


I would not last long. Hyperthermia would get me after a few minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73617158


You would quickly overheat??

You must have an odd physiology.
nimmerfall

User ID: 72716118
United States
05/24/2019 03:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
who will you be tossing off the balcony?
"Do you believe in an afterlife?" the gunslinger asked him as Brown dropped three ears of hot corn onto his plate.

Brown nodded. "I think this is it."
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/24/2019 04:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Ketchikan has a lot of amazing art. If you get a chance, visit Kooteeyaa Koffee House in Saxman. A couple of my aurora borealis paintings are hiding in there.
Also, please visit Father Dave and my wonderful friends at St. John's Episcopal Church. It looks like a gingerbread house in downtown Ketch.

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74902347


I big on coffee, I will give it a try if the logistics work. Thanks.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/24/2019 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
If you somehow manage to fall off an upper deck of your comfortable cruise ship into the churning, cold, merciless, shark infested ocean do you think you would survive, or would your bones be picked clean at the ocean's salty bottom?


monster
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664551


I would not last long. Hyperthermia would get me after a few minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73617158


You would quickly overheat??

You must have an odd physiology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77664551


hypothermia, thanks for pointing that out
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/24/2019 07:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Have you had cruise sex, yet?

Anyway, that's what I heard the cruises are really for.
 Quoting: Tainted Meat



Never had issues finding it on terra firme
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77672965
Canada
05/24/2019 07:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Are you ready for the quarantine conditions?
EBEN

User ID: 77676583
United States
05/24/2019 08:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Enjoy your cruise OP! Keep your eyes open for UFOs!
EBEN 10
HO LEE FUKK

User ID: 73947829
United States
05/24/2019 08:24 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
I WORKED MANY A MUSIC CRUISE ....THEY SUKKK FOOD SUKKKED PEOPLE SUKKKEDTupac-TN
Renaissance Woman

User ID: 74808330
United States
05/24/2019 08:33 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
We've cruised the Caribbean many times and always had a great time. I hope you're having a lovely trip.

Since we homeschool our daughter, we can go in off-seasons for about half the peak price -- and few other kids. (I don't much like other people's kids, just sayin'. Ours is well-behaved and an adventurous traveler, which is why others annoy us so much.)

Since school is still in for a couple more weeks, you saved money and avoided the circus. Good call, OP.

Enjoy!

Last Edited by Renaissance Woman on 05/24/2019 08:34 PM
"For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77249621
United States
05/24/2019 09:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
any gastro outbreaks yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77257755


I think cruise ship have very high standards related to hygiene and food prep. I feel better about the food here than local restaurants.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73617158


The food is the best. Last one o came back and my gi tract was fixed right for about 6 months.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77674421
United States
05/24/2019 10:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Are the Kneegrowes as rude and nasty on the ship, as they are back home???
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22660330
United States
05/24/2019 10:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
How hard is it to get laid by a hot girl?

Do they have any pay for play girls?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22660330
United States
05/24/2019 10:39 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Have you had cruise sex, yet?

Anyway, that's what I heard the cruises are really for.
 Quoting: Tainted Meat


There's very little point in wasting weeks on the water in your cabin unless your guaranteed sex and a lover every night all night.

Eating can be done anywhere, and youtube is free.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 76564156
United States
05/24/2019 10:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
whats the chances of acoring with a female (2 tits a hole and a heartbeat) less the 35 years old and less than 150lbs??
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77637148
Mexico
05/24/2019 10:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Any iceberg near by ??
Remember, children and women first !
Mkjeep

User ID: 24338353
United States
05/24/2019 10:58 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
what's the average age of passengers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77257755


this cruise is look a horror show with all the old people on it. The average is pretty high, I would say around 71. A couple of young couples, no children. A lot of people in their 80s I would imagine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73617158


Ah, your on a swingers cruise. Next time don’t believe the ad pics. chuckle
"Come get some"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 77223038
United States
05/25/2019 12:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
How does the internet work on the ship?

-Only in your room?

-How does the ship - 'ship in' the internet?

-Is it good internet? Like for YouTube or a Streaming service, like Netflix or Skype?

scratching
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/25/2019 03:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
How does the internet work on the ship?

-Only in your room?

-How does the ship - 'ship in' the internet?

-Is it good internet? Like for YouTube or a Streaming service, like Netflix or Skype?

scratching
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77223038


I believe it is satellite, and it is very slow. Almost dial-up slow. Some area of the ship do not have good wifi reception. There is also a computer lounge where you can use the internet with their computers.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 73617158
United States
05/25/2019 03:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
We've cruised the Caribbean many times and always had a great time. I hope you're having a lovely trip.

Since we homeschool our daughter, we can go in off-seasons for about half the peak price -- and few other kids. (I don't much like other people's kids, just sayin'. Ours is well-behaved and an adventurous traveler, which is why others annoy us so much.)

Since school is still in for a couple more weeks, you saved money and avoided the circus. Good call, OP.

Enjoy!
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


thanks
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 40546062
United States
05/25/2019 03:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Cruise ships are floating petri dishes... Very strange stuff growing on that mattress you sleeping on and in the food you eating.
Nothing like a good heat lamp buffet...fight
Louis in Richmond
Unrepentantly I've waited...

User ID: 77444323
United States
05/25/2019 03:47 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Being an engineer, my curiosity would be about the propulsion system.

Do they allow tours?

Diesel / Electric or Gas Turbine?

Are the reduction gears manufactured by DeLaval? [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
The rest of us have been gone ten thousand years.

If you remember what we were, and how we lived, then we'll have found life again.

Now we live in you; tell them of us.
Louis in Richmond
Unrepentantly I've waited...

User ID: 77444323
United States
05/25/2019 11:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: on a cruise ship right now ask me anything
Being an engineer, my curiosity would be about the propulsion system.

Do they allow tours?

Diesel / Electric or Gas Turbine?

Are the reduction gears manufactured by DeLaval? [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond

Apparently OP was a liar!

No reply. SMH

There is no such thing as role-play.

Only truth or lies.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 05/25/2019 11:10 PM
The rest of us have been gone ten thousand years.

If you remember what we were, and how we lived, then we'll have found life again.

Now we live in you; tell them of us.