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my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?

 
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Yummy. Minus the onions.
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LOL

I know you don't like Onions but there really is no stir fry with out onions
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I know which is why once it's cooked, he should pick out all of the onions for her.
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Your always so smart No More!
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lol
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Whatever you decide, just be kind and have a sense of humor. She’ll know you care, and are trying to make her happy.
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
OP, make her a half gallon kale smoothie. She'll love it
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Treat her to an oxygen bar. Eating is for fat people.
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No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her.
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ABSOLUTELY!
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included.

Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice.
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
she's been wanting me to cook for her , since she knows I enjoy cooking, but I've been putting it off, because I don't want to do something sub-par and/or get her sick , because I mess up and it actually has some gluten in it.

Any tips are appreciated...
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Gluten free "Hosts"
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dick sandwich, then show her where the door is before you end up eating shit looks an smells like dog food lol
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Just a drink before dinner will be enough if you have it mixed right...


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Perhaps a Bill Cosby cup of tea???
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No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her.
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ignoramus

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many humans have issues with wheat, and the Roundup drenching wheat


OP - salads, make the dressing

meats - do them yourself.


skip the bread/biscuit/bit

lots of fruits and nuts. She will appreciate this!

sample menu:

Wine
nuts

salad with vinegar/oil dressing
chicken or scallops or beef from the grill on kebabs

cheese on the side - mozzarella cubes or such

dessert - baked apples or pears with butter and walnuts.
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Pretending to be a horse is a severe fucking mental illness !!
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epiclol
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I would go for a stir fry. Thinly slice some steak strips and cook them in coconut oil with salt+pepper+chili powder+cumin.

Slice up some onions, red peppers & throw in some broccoli. Lightly saute the vegetables in butter+lemon+tarragon.

mix together.
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Yummy. Minus the onions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


LOL

I know you don't like Onions but there really is no stir fry with out onions
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I know which is why once it's cooked, he should pick out all of the onions for her.
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I had a crazy uncle like you.

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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included.

Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice.
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IKR? Onions are in everything. Everything. What they don't know won't hurt them. After all, its been in their ketchup all this time.
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My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included.

Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210


A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life
FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN

Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat

My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip

Do NOT mess with food issues
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I would be dead right now if I didnt find out myself that I was highly allergic to it. Not a fad, they messed with wheat and now it is toxic to many people. I consider myself lucky to have Symptoms ( Asthma that is cured by avoiding gluten). Many people have sub-clinical allergies that are slowly destroying their body. As far as cooking, DONT, take her to a restaurant that has some gluten free choices and tell her that you regularly eat there. You dont want a female to know that you cook because that makes you look more like a beta cuck. You only tell them about your cooking late in the game, after you have bagged her a couple hundred times and dont give a fxck if she walks.
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My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included.

Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210


A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life
FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN

Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat

My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip

Do NOT mess with food issues
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I have zero fucks for people allergic to shit, SUCK IT UP and stay home your DNA is useless!
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No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her.
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ABSOLUTELY!
 Quoting: Sorry To Bust Your Bubble


NOTbTRuE!

Real Celiac disease people have been around for HINDREDS of years
Mathis gluten-free FAD is due to GMO WHEAT - which has twice the gluten and is GEO-engineered

NOT the SAME !
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Yummy. Minus the onions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


LOL

I know you don't like Onions but there really is no stir fry with out onions
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77673144


I know which is why once it's cooked, he should pick out all of the onions for her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I had a crazy uncle like you.

bitchesbetrippin
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lol
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My onion strategy for non-onion eaters. Chop them fine and cook them down to little brown dehydrated nothings. Don't burn them, but do cook them shriveled, a little beyond just browned. Then proceed with the base build, adding garlic, serranos, whatever else you intend to add in order to create the sauce. This method makes them all but disappear in the final outcome but serves to flavor and thicken the sauce. In the final product, non-onion eaters don't even know they are included.

Or, go with toasted granulated onion spice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77679210


A Celiac can suffer permanent intestinal damage (loss of Celia) and ability to digest food which can SHORTEN their LIFE and their QUALITY of life
FOREVER by eating ANY small amount of GLUTEN

Don't be an ass - hiding foods for people to eat

My sisters kids exchanged cookies and the little girl ended up in the hospital because she is allergic to peanut butter - her brother had peanut butter cookie and she had chocolate chip

Do NOT mess with food issues
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I have zero fucks for people allergic to shit, SUCK IT UP and stay home your DNA is useless!
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OK - by that token - SAME treatment for Diabetics requiring insulin - high blood pressure requiring meds - and ANY OatHER DISEASE- just let them die and " decrease the surplus population " you heartless bastard
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
she's been wanting me to cook for her , since she knows I enjoy cooking, but I've been putting it off, because I don't want to do something sub-par and/or get her sick , because I mess up and it actually has some gluten in it.

Any tips are appreciated...
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Ask her for receipies and follow them.
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Www.celiacsociety.org
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FYI, just a side note if you do the stir fry...

Soy sauce has gluten ....as well as many of the condiments and sauces you would probably use to make food taste good.

Keep it simple since you have no education here. Use butter garlic and spices for flavour, sauté the veggies in it then mix it in with the rice.

If you like curry...it can be gluten free if homemade properly.

If she likes turkey dinner, you can use gluten free croutons to make stuffing.

Have fun and try not to kill her.
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Give her the hot beef injection.
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
FYI, just a side note if you do the stir fry...

Soy sauce has gluten ....as well as many of the condiments and sauces you would probably use to make food taste good.

Keep it simple since you have no education here. Use butter garlic and spices for flavour, sauté the veggies in it then mix it in with the rice.

If you like curry...it can be gluten free if homemade properly.

If she likes turkey dinner, you can use gluten free croutons to make stuffing.

Have fun and try not to kill her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76640758


There's gluten free soy sauce.
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Re: my new girl is gluten free/celiac. any tips for a dinner to impress her?
Never date a hypochondriac.

They are crazy.

They will spread their maddness any kids you have.

Or if she really is celiac and not a fad follower then why pair up with a person who does not have sturdy genes.
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No one was gluten free a few years ago. Its a fad for wanna be do gooders. Dump her.
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Yeah worked with one of those.
Ended up trying to get me fired, got a promotion instead.
He now has serious health problems.

They seem to have alot of depression.
 Quoting: AltSwede


Many dietary restrictions are a mask for mental illness. As are most vague health problems where no blood test reveals anything. Celiac and many 'allergies' are often self-diagnosed. Or the person lacks proper nutrition due to other foods they avoid. Such as low iron from lack of meat, hormone problems from soy consumption, excess carbohydrates or suugar. Gluten free and veganism are a control freak's dream because the diet requires obsessive micromanagement

At any rate, a Big Red Flag. Do not ignore. Proceed with caution.





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