40 successful pregnacies from five years of GLP dating threads, we are becoming legion....

the penultimate role playing game: your actual life lived with another layable character.

the deep state never saw it coming, pun intended.



misfit conspiracists and screwball survivalist lone wolves mating and prospering?

(insert 'you activated my trap card' meme here)

Fertility IS the anomoly. matrix is hebrew for pootang.

you cant put a chip in every drop of the ocean bro, our babies are like trimbles, they are born pregnant.

trample the establishment with your charged crystals and orgone widgetry and let the wolverines fill a badgers womb full of reinforcements.

Lots of single GLP ladies and dudes left, if you bite her on the neck shes your little zombie honey mamma, if you give him your tinfoil chastity ring he has to take you to the hootenany, missionary style is safe but skip the rhythm method and go full retard, uber then luber and squirt out a lil goober.