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Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?

 
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Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
He used to brag that all his pillows were made in the USA.

Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
How do you know? Have you been on his bed? Face down?
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
How do you know? Have you been on his bed? Face down?
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Hes selling them on TV and bragging that he only uses Egyptian cotton from Giza.

Maybe his brother George told him that he needed a product associated with the pyramids.
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
He used to brag that all his pillows were made in the USA.

Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
OP's mom looks like John Goodman, should we make a vague thread about their resemblance, too?

The Noory connection is deep.

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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
My Pillow biters ....lol.....
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
He used to brag that all his pillows were made in the USA.

Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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um we dont grow cotton in America anymore, mostly India or Africa
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
OP's mom looks like John Goodman, should we make a vague thread about their resemblance, too?

The Noory connection is deep.

:goodman_nor:
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
He used to brag that all his pillows were made in the USA.

Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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um we dont grow cotton in America anymore, mostly India or Africa
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Obviously you have never been in Oklahoma
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
My Pillow biters ....lol.....
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rofl
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
He used to brag that all his pillows were made in the USA.

Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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How much time do you have?
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How do you know? Have you been on his bed? Face down?
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chuckle
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
The Cotton Picking Plants Have Been Outsourced to Egypt.

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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
Egyptian cotton already has the brown streaks in it....
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Re: Why does George Noorys brother only use Egyptian cotton for his sheets?
Whats wrong with the cotton pickers in Alabama and Mississippi?
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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?


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To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers. lolsignbeat
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