Dogs, it ain't that I don't like dogs, but damn.

I see people baggin' dog shit every day.... Guaranteed I ain't pickin' up dog shit and carrying it around every day, that fuckin' shit's nasty.

Not to mention kids playin' in the grass where the fuckin' dogs piss and shit every day....da fuck?

Then there's the fuckin' barkin'. All the time fuckin' barkin'.

You fuckin' dog owners think I want to hear your fuckin' dog barkin' all the time. SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' DOGS MOUF!

It ain't that I don't like dogs, but damn.

And your fuckin' dog sniffin' around me, comin' up to me and gettin' in my space....KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' DOG AWAY FROM ME, K?

da fuck.

FYI dog owners.....not everybody's so damned fond of your fuckin' dog.

Some people allergic, some scared, some just HATE DOGS.

It ain't that I don't like dogs, it's just that YOUR SORRY ASS thinks YOU and YOUR FUCKIN' DOG are so FUCKIN' cute, own the world, shit anywhere, piss on anything.....selfish and self centered mother fuckin' dog owners.

You wanna carry dog shit every day, pick up dog shit, that's your business.....but keep your fuckin' dog quiet, and keep your fuckin' dog away from me.

It ain't that I don't like dogs.