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Straight Pride Parade organizer here -- Ask Me Anything!!

 
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Hey all, I'm the Grassroots organizer of Boston's Straight Pride parade. Long time GLP user / AC / lurker / etc.

Feel free to ask or comment anything!
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

This guy is hilarious
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Fucking awesome idea. I say don't stop with just the straight pride. More parades celebrating the opposite of what the liberal machine is trying to force feed Americans.
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Honestly i dont have a question, if this is truly you, i would just like to say thank you for trolling the left so hard. You are an artist.
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This is really going to happen! All we want is to express our true identities in public without fear of repercussion. Everyone is welcome as we launch this important civil rights movement.

We are truly the oppressed majority!
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
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Someone gave this thread 1*.

1* makes me sad. We only like Super Happy Fun things at Super Happy Fun America!!

[link to www.superhappyfunamerica.com] <--link to website (worth checking out)

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I'm 100% sure that LGBT people will disrupt your parade. They are already raging about it on twitter and such.

They have made up a strange and arbitrary rule that you can only have a parade if you've been oppressed. What's your response to that?
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Well, I don't really like talking about our oppression very much, because it's a real thing. Violent groups of masked agitators identifying as so-called Antifa, short for Anti Fascist, show up and use violence to prevent us from being ourselves in public.

We like to say, AntiFa is short for Anti-Fun! They are not welcome at our parade.
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I'm down with a straight pride parade. We are straight and we are proud!
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Billy going to be there?
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Someone gave this thread 1*.

1* makes me sad. We only like Super Happy Fun things at Super Happy Fun America!!

[link to www.superhappyfunamerica.com] <--link to website (worth checking out)
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Rejoice! I have pinned this thread for you. See happy fun things do happen at GLP when you are straight and proud.
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I think you're giving their cause legitimacy, but I see the short term satisfaction in exposing the hypocrisy when they flip out.

Should be an interesting day
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
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news will call it a white pride parade, watch
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By trolling i didnt mean it wasnt going to happen. I meant it is just making the constantly butthurt victimization people rage even harder, which i find enjoyable.
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Billy going to be there?
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Billy?
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Someone gave this thread 1*.

1* makes me sad. We only like Super Happy Fun things at Super Happy Fun America!!

[link to www.superhappyfunamerica.com] <--link to website (worth checking out)
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Rejoice! I have pinned this thread for you. See happy fun things do happen at GLP when you are straight and proud.
 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


I truly am dreaming, thank you for the pine! We shall watch it grow together, just like this movement.
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Billy going to be there?
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Billy?
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


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When did you decide to be straight?
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
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The left is going to infiltrate it with fake hate like they always do.
"Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus. " (1 Thessalonians 5.18)
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
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news will call it a white pride parade, watch
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Unfortunately, this narrative has already started. Our VP is an Army veteran who told me just the other day that his nationality is actually arabic.

One of our main organizers is a gay conservative activist.

Our Grand Marshal is Milo.

I am also an Army vet, and just got accepted to law school.

[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)] <---hit piece

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I'm 100% sure that LGBT people will disrupt your parade. They are already raging about it on twitter and such.

They have made up a strange and arbitrary rule that you can only have a parade if you've been oppressed. What's your response to that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77721468


LOL! I've been saying for a LONG time, in many circumstances,

"who's oppressing who?"
"Give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus. " (1 Thessalonians 5.18)
SuperHappyFunAmerica  (OP)

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When did you decide to be straight?
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You know, I believe I was born this way.

Are you aware that over 97% of both men and women identify as straight--yet there is no significant advocacy organization speaking up on our behalf?

If you attend schools, the amount of LGBT+ related groups and activities would make you think that straight people are in the minority.

It's okay to be gay, but it's great to be straight! We mean no harm to the LGBT community, and did not desire for this to become such a sensation prior to so many pride celebrations. In fact, we believe that the LGBT community should add an "S" to the end of the acronym because it's more inclusive that way.

Seems reasonable, right?
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[link to twitter.com (secure)]
Everything has got to be a THING today
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Did you consider plastic surgery for you're tiny dick?
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This is really going to happen! All we want is to express our true identities in public without fear of repercussion. Everyone is welcome as we launch this important civil rights movement.

We are truly the oppressed majority!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Sorry Dude but the ONLY people who are "oppressed" in America are those who choose to be....

If gay people want to be dumb and actually have "pride" in their sexual being, a being in which they claim they have no choice in, that is up to them....

I see nothing to be proud about in ones sexuality, regardless what that sexuality involves.

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Why not deal with public issues like over population and abortion? There are many straight political issues.

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lgbts
Please stand with us as we fight back against those who hate the straight!
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Someone gave this thread 1*.

1* makes me sad. We only like Super Happy Fun things at Super Happy Fun America!!

[link to www.superhappyfunamerica.com] <--link to website (worth checking out)
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Rejoice! I have pinned this thread for you. See happy fun things do happen at GLP when you are straight and proud.
 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


I truly am dreaming, thank you for the pine! We shall watch it grow together, just like this movement.
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


More than happy too, we need more straight pride in today's rather dystopian cultural Marxist madness.

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Hey all, I'm the Grassroots organizer of Boston's Straight Pride parade. Long time GLP user / AC / lurker / etc.

Feel free to ask or comment anything!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Why does the government, media, and elite class citizens hate straight people??
The big shots tried to hold it back; Fools tried to wish it away
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Billy going to be there?
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Billy?
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


The Hiwaymen out of Arkansas
 Quoting: Oaken Paw


Not sure, I'll send him a tweet, thanks!