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Straight Pride Parade organizer here -- Ask Me Anything!!

 
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You stick your cock into a nasty smelly vagina, and squirt mucus around -- and then you say you're proud of that? Why would you be? Animals do that, it's disgusting. Are you also proud of taking a shit?
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Honestly i dont have a question, if this is truly you, i would just like to say thank you for trolling the left so hard. You are an artist.
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Praise goes out to you and blessings. You rock! I hope the turnout is amazing.
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Awesome idea, we need more action like this.

BTW, ever meet that notorious hacker Fore Chen?
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I'm 100% sure that LGBT people will disrupt your parade. They are already raging about it on twitter and such.

They have made up a strange and arbitrary rule that you can only have a parade if you've been oppressed. What's your response to that?
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Who’s oppression is Thanksgiving about? Memorial Day? I don’t see any Native Americans or civilian victims of American (illegal) military actions in those parades.
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You stick your cock into a nasty smelly vagina, and squirt mucus around -- and then you say you're proud of that? Why would you be? Animals do that, it's disgusting. Are you also proud of taking a shit?
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Better than sticking it up the anus there sicko!
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How about a straight white pride parade. Wonder how that would go over?
chuckle
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Billy going to be there?
 Quoting: Oaken Paw


Billy?
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


The Hiwaymen out of Arkansas
 Quoting: Oaken Paw


Not sure, I'll send him a tweet, thanks!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


He is supposed to be there.
Everything has got to be a THING today
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
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news will call it a white pride parade, watch
 Quoting: Yew


Unfortunately, this narrative has already started. Our VP is an Army veteran who told me just the other day that his nationality is actually arabic.

One of our main organizers is a gay conservative activist.

Our Grand Marshal is Milo.

I am also an Army vet, and just got accepted to law school.

[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)] <---hit piece
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica

How is this a straight pride parade when the grand marshall is a fruit. Stop pandering to homos or dont call it straight parade.
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06/11/2019 11:20 AM
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You stick your cock into a nasty smelly vagina, and squirt mucus around -- and then you say you're proud of that? Why would you be? Animals do that, it's disgusting. Are you also proud of taking a shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77605484

Better than sticking it up the anus there sicko!
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You dodged the question -- as I expected.
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You stick your cock into a nasty smelly vagina, and squirt mucus around -- and then you say you're proud of that? Why would you be? Animals do that, it's disgusting. Are you also proud of taking a shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77605484


Did they teach you in school that is how babies are made?

or are they only teaching the gay stuff now?
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You stick your cock into a nasty smelly vagina, and squirt mucus around -- and then you say you're proud of that? Why would you be? Animals do that, it's disgusting. Are you also proud of taking a shit?
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Big difference between biological reproduction and being a shitpacker.
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06/11/2019 11:39 AM
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How about a straight white pride parade. Wonder how that would go over?
chuckle
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This has nothing to do with race, of course, but the left wants to inject it every chance they get.

No coherent argument, just screech racism and everyone tunes out. Not this time!!

We're going to have a Super Happy Fun time this August!!
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I would say just try to keep it classy. The left is going to try and spin the fuck out of it in the news.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339443


news will call it a white pride parade, watch
 Quoting: Yew


Unfortunately, this narrative has already started. Our VP is an Army veteran who told me just the other day that his nationality is actually arabic.

One of our main organizers is a gay conservative activist.

Our Grand Marshal is Milo.

I am also an Army vet, and just got accepted to law school.

[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)] <---hit piece
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica

How is this a straight pride parade when the grand marshall is a fruit. Stop pandering to homos or dont call it straight parade.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76858733


We are proud to be straight, and there is a thriving Straight/Gay alliance. There is nothing wrong with having LGBT allies in this struggle for equality!
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How about a straight white pride parade. Wonder how that would go over?
chuckle
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This has nothing to do with race, of course, but the left wants to inject it every chance they get.

No coherent argument, just screech racism and everyone tunes out. Not this time!!

We're going to have a Super Happy Fun time this August!!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


gitrdunclappa
"Come get some"
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5* thread all day long. Just popping in to say Thank You for what you're doing. Hopefully this idea of Straight Pride parades catches on like wildfire nation wide.
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Honestly i dont have a question, if this is truly you, i would just like to say thank you for trolling the left so hard. You are an artist.
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Praise goes out to you and blessings. You rock! I hope the turnout is amazing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76335367


Thank you! I am in charge of going through all the web, email, and social media messages. The vast majority are in support of our cause and love what we're doing.

The rest are HATERS and in the minority, where they belong. Some death threats too.
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SO PROUD OF YOU! Thank you for giving a voice back to the majority of us that they are attempting to force into the shadows!

Our youngest son was SHOCKED to hear that the gay and lesbian population only makes up around 5% of our nation's population. He thought, based on all the propaganda and media coverage, that it was closer to 50%. That's what they WANT this generation to think. They are the minority. Let the majority stand up! Again, thanks!
"When you see these things begin to take place LOOK UP for your Redemption draws near."Luke 21:28

"It will be good for those servants whose master finds them WATCHING when he comes..."Luke 12:37

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news will call it a white pride parade, watch
 Quoting: Yew


Unfortunately, this narrative has already started. Our VP is an Army veteran who told me just the other day that his nationality is actually arabic.

One of our main organizers is a gay conservative activist.

Our Grand Marshal is Milo.

I am also an Army vet, and just got accepted to law school.

[link to www.independent.co.uk (secure)] <---hit piece
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica

How is this a straight pride parade when the grand marshall is a fruit. Stop pandering to homos or dont call it straight parade.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76858733


We are proud to be straight, and there is a thriving Straight/Gay alliance. There is nothing wrong with having LGBT allies in this struggle for equality!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica

Maybe you’ll get lucky!
sideways
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SO PROUD OF YOU! Thank you for giving a voice back to the majority of us that they are attempting to force into the shadows!

Our youngest son was SHOCKED to hear that the gay and lesbian population only makes up around 5% of our nation's population. He thought, based on all the propaganda and media coverage, that it was closer to 50%. That's what they WANT this generation to think. They are the minority. Let the majority stand up! Again, thanks!
 Quoting: **Watcher**


I have a friend that comes over regularly. She started telling us about how her 12 year old daughter came home one day and said that she was non-binary.

Mom was like, 'wtf is non-binary?'

Daughter explains that on one end of the gender spectrum there are men, and on the other there are women. Those are binary--if you identify as one or the other, you are binary.
But... If you are anywhere in the middle of the 'spectrum', you are non-binary, and that's what she is. She didn't identify as either male or female.

12 years old. Where did she get this idea if not from her parents? School, peers with SJW parents, TV, etc.

There is nothing wrong with teaching our youth to be straight. In fact, it is what we should be doing. Don't discriminate, and it's normal to be straight.
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Every Parade suxx Ass.
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12-year-old comes home a week or two later. Says "mom, I'm pansexual."

Mom is like, oh boy, what does pansexual mean?

"Well, if you are a boy that likes a girl or vice versa, you are heterosexual. If you are a boy that likes a boy, or a girl that likes girls, you are homosexual. But those are both binary and assume there are only two genders."

"I love everyone, no matter where they fall on the spectrum. So I love boys, girls, trans, and everyone else."

Poor mom. I will find a way to home-school my children or send them to private school, even if I have to lower my standard of living (which isn't even that high to begin with.)
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Just want to say,

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And Milo is the cherry on top.dasbier
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1 stars are just a botting program.
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You know you are a laughing stock. You can march in Boston with your pathetic turnout but you are being laughed at for protesting a non issue. Get your endorphin PRAISE shot here, (that's the whole reason for this) but people in Boston don't care about your stupidity game.
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if you are a man
in a parade
you are a gay
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if you are a man
in a parade
you are a gay
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Someone gave this thread 1*.

1* makes me sad. We only like Super Happy Fun things at Super Happy Fun America!!

[link to www.superhappyfunamerica.com] <--link to website (worth checking out)
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Great website!!
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When did you decide to be straight?
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You know, I believe I was born this way.

Are you aware that over 97% of both men and women identify as straight--yet there is no significant advocacy organization speaking up on our behalf?

If you attend schools, the amount of LGBT+ related groups and activities would make you think that straight people are in the minority.

It's okay to be gay, but it's great to be straight! We mean no harm to the LGBT community, and did not desire for this to become such a sensation prior to so many pride celebrations. In fact, we believe that the LGBT community should add an "S" to the end of the acronym because it's more inclusive that way.

Seems reasonable, right?
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Only if you're insecure in your masculinity and sexuality.

The only straight men who worry about what gay people do or don't do are closeted homosexuals.

Just admit you like dick and move on with your life.
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This is really going to happen! All we want is to express our true identities in public without fear of repercussion. Everyone is welcome as we launch this important civil rights movement.

We are truly the oppressed majority!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


No doubt
Affirmative action was the first move on white straight men.
The destruction of america started there and you will be attacked.
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Hey all, I'm the Grassroots organizer of Boston's Straight Pride parade. Long time GLP user / AC / lurker / etc.

Feel free to ask or comment anything!
 Quoting: SuperHappyFunAmerica


Suggestion for your next order of business. Petition to have homophopia (which the left claims is real and rampant), as a medical disability to be included in the ADA and demand laws that it be accommodated in the workplace
clappa