Nope. You couldn't pay me enough.

Oh HELL NO!

And that's why America will fall, in the end.

That's why we can't compete, and we will never be able to compete.

I had a safety nazi nearly throw me offsite a couple weeks ago for taking my gloves off so that I could start a screw by hand.

Meanwhile, these motherfuckers are getting shit done. Long Duck Dong here in the video is gonna build that skyscraper in half the time and half the cost as we could, in fucking flip flops.

People say OSHA saves lives, I say bullshit only for now. Their role should be to protect workers from being forced to do dangerous things at work AGAINST THEIR WILL. Once their mandate spread past that 20 years ago or so, they became the problem.

The amount of lives lost when our economy finally collapses will exceed all the workplace deaths in the past 100 years.

Why aren't these freaks wearing parachutes?

I spent about 15 years in an industry working at these heights... it's funny I never looked at it that way until I was talking with a friend of mine who's a cop trying to figure out who had the more dangerous job.

It wan't a dick measuring contest, we were honestly just trying to figure it out. And that's when I realized it's exactly how you put it... not that dangerous a job really but at the same time you are always just one slip or minor error away from instant death for 50-60 hours per week.

There's a bell curve of danger doing work like this... at first it's dangerous because you're scared and not thinking straight. Then it's safer because you learn how to handle it but are still very vigilant. Then it's dangerous again because you're too comfortable with it, and aren't as careful.

When does he get squished?

When you go to grab his junk, he gets startled and falls.

Similar to how NYC was put up. Time for lunch!


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