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Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me


rockon
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You could always become a teacher, thats what most women are doing.
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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
buy an auto-fapper
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He is your HUSBAND!

For better, for worse..
Endless Wait

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06/12/2019 12:36 AM
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start using yours on him for a change.
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Fat boy in basement Alert
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When he exits the shower tell him you have turned a new leaf and will no longer post retard threads on GLP. Marriage saved.

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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
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Maybe it's time to hang it up granny.
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Fat boy in basement Alert
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It's the same backed-up-from-balls-to-brains nutjob who spams the board with this fucked up role playing fap material they get off on because, oh wait, they can't get fucked in real life!
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me


rockon
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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
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My husband's penis is only 4 inches but is tongue makes up for it.
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Fat boy in basement Alert
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It's the same backed-up-from-balls-to-brains nutjob who spams the board with this fucked up role playing fap material they get off on because, oh wait, they can't get fucked in real life!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Just because you're over the hill and can't see your dicky doo doesn't mean you should be mean to strangers
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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
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My husband's penis is only 4 inches but is tongue makes up for it.
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Im sorry girl :/ but his tongue is ok? That lessons the blow
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


^ this

lmao
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me


rockon
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06/12/2019 12:46 AM
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Old ladies talking about their sex life, fucks sake what has glp become?
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Fat boy in basement Alert
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77203654



It's the same backed-up-from-balls-to-brains nutjob who spams the board with this fucked up role playing fap material they get off on because, oh wait, they can't get fucked in real life!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Just because you're over the hill and can't see your dicky doo doesn't mean you should be mean to strangers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



Read my disclaimer in BOLD FUCKING RED you fucking froot loop!
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me


rockon
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Re: Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis
Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



Okay, I'll be nice.


I'm sorry your husband has a teenie weenie peenie. Either get him a strap on or go fuck your bed post. That should suffice.
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
They keep calling me


rockon
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06/12/2019 12:49 AM
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thank goodness I never got married. I missed out on falling in love with some slore that runs her mouth on the internet everytime my back is turned .

I slayed a ton of you when I was younger. now im middle age and thank god i was never dumb enough to put a ring on it lol
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Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



Okay, I'll be nice.


I'm sorry your husband has a teenie weenie peenie. Either get him a strap on or go fuck your bed post. That should suffice.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two
ok thanks
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06/12/2019 01:17 AM
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cock extension /sleeve
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cock extension /sleeve
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they have then between 8" - to 12"
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06/12/2019 01:19 AM
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Not needed.
She just needs to count by two.

Full raging ten incher now!
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06/12/2019 01:22 AM
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Copy pasta be Stoopid yo
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Op, your full of crap. Trust me, I could make you cry white girl, Mexican girls can TAKE IT.
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Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



Okay, I'll be nice.


I'm sorry your husband has a teenie weenie peenie. Either get him a strap on or go fuck your bed post. That should suffice.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


i saw someone fuck a bedpost on Pron Site...was that you?

Im typing this with one hand while fappinn

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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two