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Help, my husband has a 5 inch penis

 
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size shouldn't matter unless really small, but jesus cripes man ive seen some uuuuuggly dix on /r/gonewild where people post nudes and u cant avoid the men stuff.... really nasty dix
did you notice? sry about the thing that happened on 1992 4/08/1992

but atleast it did the thing then later

good work everyone repsect god today
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
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Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
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How big was it when you were dating? Has it shrunk? Have you been cheating on him with someone with a bigger cock?
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
Gimme a break.
Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

Nah, the problem is the goobermint...Unknown AC.


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I am a female you butter dumpster. Now admit you're a mentally ill and sexually deprived neckbeard who gets off onto making up fake sexual scenarios and posting them on conspiracy forums. You don't fool anyone.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two

Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
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Okay, I'll be nice.


I'm sorry your husband has a teenie weenie peenie. Either get him a strap on or go fuck your bed post. That should suffice.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


i saw someone fuck a bedpost on Pron Site...was that you?

Im typing this with one hand while fappinn

spockspock
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fuckthatguyPFFFF
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. I promise.


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Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A duel of personalities
That stretch all true realities
That keep calling me
They keep calling me
Keep on calling me
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06/12/2019 02:13 AM
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Easy. Pay a black man for his services. Don't tell your husband. Problem solved.
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06/12/2019 02:14 AM
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buy an auto-fapper
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06/12/2019 02:16 AM
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Oh shut the fuck you proxy whoring beta phaggot. Why do you make up and post fucked up shit like this? All day every day you post shit about women, sex, cucks and cocks. It ain't our fault you can't get that microscopic tormentor between your legs wet!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Are you mad that us women prefer bigger penises?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



You and Rachel Maddow.
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06/12/2019 03:01 AM
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It's perfect for sucking. I am straight but sometimes I service married guys with 5" penises.
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06/12/2019 03:03 AM
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Op suks for meth

All the hallmarks r there
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06/12/2019 03:10 AM
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1) Masterbate in front of him

2) They make penis pumps/stretchers(that is how that Mexican got the penile length of a horse, via stretching over time).

3) Both exercise as a group activity.

4) Get separate beds, but still sleep in same room.
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still can choke you with that....why worryrockon
legionaire49
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OP chasing the dopamine hit. Is this shitty kitty by any chance. That was a dude pretending to be a chick also. Either way....dad did love you, he just showed it differently than your mom.
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06/12/2019 04:50 AM

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Maybe it's not that he's too small, but that you're too loose?
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06/12/2019 04:55 AM
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this is not a pro hetero agenda item.
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06/12/2019 05:25 AM
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you sound about as fake as it gets.....


and unless you were married blindfolded you knew what you were getting into in the first place....faqwat
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06/12/2019 08:38 AM
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Get him to fist you then you loose mutt...
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Troll threads are fun!!!

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I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
 Quoting: What do I do :( 69765771


Babe, can we discuss this in private, I don't really appreciate you airing our bizness.
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I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
 Quoting: What do I do :( 69765771


Sooo, he believes he’s been hitting your prostate all this time?
"Come get some"
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Why are you irate? Are you going to AA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69765771



Okay, I'll be nice.


I'm sorry your husband has a teenie weenie peenie. Either get him a strap on or go fuck your bed post. That should suffice.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


i saw someone fuck a bedpost on Pron Site...was that you?

Im typing this with one hand while fappinn

spockspock
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:fuckthatguyPFFFF:
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


You are hilarious!
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06/12/2019 09:14 AM
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Op is self projecting his problem on a fantasy thread....
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06/12/2019 09:19 AM
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As long as you love each other it's okay Brief
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I dont know what to do. He's showering now. About to come out of the shower with his soft round belly, greying beard and 5 inch pecker thinking he is some stud muffin. The stud muffin part makes me wanna vomit. He has been beliebing he's bottomed out in me for over 20 years. I am so sick of him thinking he is a stud. I've faked 97% of all orgasms just to keep him happy. I don't know how much longer I can do this...
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YOU married him you stupid twat.
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06/12/2019 09:46 AM
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I bet your husband has a long list of you impefections. Tolerance is a 2 way street.
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Call me, Happy to help!
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06/12/2019 08:35 PM

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5 inches is just about right. You need to learn what to do with it. Just passively laying there won't help either of you, and lying about it will end your marriage.