6) in 1979, most of your computer printing could be done by pushing the PRINT key , or Cntl P

in 2019 , most of your printing was unable to be done unless Timmy the Nerd from IT spent 2 hours loading new drivers, synching the computers , pinging this, cabling that , and taking 2 hours

I don't see your problems. I cabled up my latest printer, it downloaded the driver, when I press "print" it prints. Voila.

Seems to me it's mainly just you who's incapable of handling current times, instead of it's these times' fault