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Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard

 
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06/12/2019 02:46 PM
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Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
When you get a septic tank, it gets something called a pump hole neck attached to it for when you need to have it pumped empty every couple years.

My plumber pinched the neck with the backhoe when he covered it with dirt so the neck was crimped and the tank just spewed vapor everytime someone ran the water.

I had to dig the neck up, by hand, reset it and rebury it, after I gave my prick plumber 50 crisp $100 bills to do the job right.


And now it is time for drinkin Buds!!!
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06/12/2019 02:48 PM
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shit eh?

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06/12/2019 02:50 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
Get a bag or two of lime and sprinkle it around
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06/12/2019 02:53 PM

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I can literally see my septic tank location on Satellite pictures. Lol
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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06/12/2019 03:07 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
a septic system here in ma is about 3x the price, easily. and i dont know any plumbers that install them, they are done by excavation guys, anyway,congrats on solving the problem yourself. most homeowners here cant dig a hole.
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06/12/2019 03:13 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
When you get a septic tank, it gets something called a pump hole neck attached to it for when you need to have it pumped empty every couple years.

My plumber pinched the neck with the backhoe when he covered it with dirt so the neck was crimped and the tank just spewed vapor everytime someone ran the water.

I had to dig the neck up, by hand, reset it and rebury it, after I gave my prick plumber 50 crisp $100 bills to do the job right.


And now it is time for drinkin Buds!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629


Why not just pump it out of the tank like a normal person? What's the neck for? So you can't get to the bottom of the tank to get the solids?

Septic tanks are always nasty jobs. 1/3rd of people have them.
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06/12/2019 03:25 PM

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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
Septic tanks are nasty, but not as nasty as an outhouse.

A lot less nasty if you ask me.

We had some excavation work done near our sewer line and it got crimped and backed up. Shiite everywhere, it was so nasty. I had no idea where the back up was, so I got out the snake and long, heavy rubber gloves and held my nose. There's a reason these guys get paid the big bucks.

Go into plumbing if you want to make an income as good as a doctor.
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06/12/2019 03:28 PM
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I piss in the yard to save water and the yard never smells like piss. WTF is wrong with your tank? Is it pissing itself?
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06/12/2019 03:28 PM
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06/12/2019 03:29 PM
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I can literally see my septic tank location on Satellite pictures. Lol
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I'm still trying to find mine. It still works after 40 years of shit and piss.
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06/12/2019 03:33 PM

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For all contractors that you hire for your property or your house, always get a reference from people that you know before you hire a contractor. Most contractors are either incompetent, or have serious personality issues, or mental problems or they're a thief.

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06/12/2019 03:44 PM
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Wait until you get the clowns that don't bury them deep enough so when it rains and the ground gets soaked they pop out of the ground like a resurfacing submarine.

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06/12/2019 03:55 PM
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For all contractors that you hire for your property or your house, always get a reference from people that you know before you hire a contractor. Most contractors are either incompetent, or have serious personality issues, or mental problems or they're a thief.
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I never hire contractors for any reason. If I can't fix it myself, it won't get fixed.
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06/12/2019 04:01 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
I can literally see my septic tank location on Satellite pictures. Lol
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On Googleearth I can see where mine was.

We've planted fruit trees.
Have a septic line to the back alley.
Have underground utilities.

But that septic tank location is still visible.
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
I can literally see my septic tank location on Satellite pictures. Lol
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On Googleearth I can see where mine was.

We've planted fruit trees.
Have a septic line to the back alley.
Have underground utilities.

But that septic tank location is still visible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77408960


If it wasn't how would you find it? Mine is invisible.
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06/12/2019 05:22 PM

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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
When you get a septic tank, it gets something called a pump hole neck attached to it for when you need to have it pumped empty every couple years.

My plumber pinched the neck with the backhoe when he covered it with dirt so the neck was crimped and the tank just spewed vapor everytime someone ran the water.

I had to dig the neck up, by hand, reset it and rebury it, after I gave my prick plumber 50 crisp $100 bills to do the job right.


And now it is time for drinkin Buds!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629


Middle Class problems. LOL
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06/12/2019 08:05 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
Yum.

Maybe it's the homeless folks pissing in their tents.
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06/12/2019 08:06 PM
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Re: Plumber fucked up my septic tank install, and now I have the wonderfull odor of PISS in my yard
You are going to grow some monster tomato plants this year.





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