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Well, I do believe this brave young man deserves free lessons w/ a local martial arts instructor!!

Me personally, I would've picked up can of wasp spray but hey, a machete works, too!

Would've loved to have been a fly on wall of hospital ER when the perp walked in w/ his injuries.
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And add to that list 'gators.
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Don't fuck with rednecks. Even little ones
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Don't fuck with rednecks. Even little ones
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Well, city kids are kind of soft but yeah, the ones out in rural areas, damn right! Lots of them growing up in a hunting/fishing/trapping home acquire skills at a pretty young age.
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Don't fuck with rednecks. Even little ones
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75620335


Well, city kids are kind of soft but yeah, the ones out in rural areas, damn right! Lots of them growing up in a hunting/fishing/trapping home acquire skills at a pretty young age.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


This dude is lucky the kid ran to the closet with the machete, and not the one with the shotgun.
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Don't fuck with rednecks. Even little ones
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75620335


Well, city kids are kind of soft but yeah, the ones out in rural areas, damn right! Lots of them growing up in a hunting/fishing/trapping home acquire skills at a pretty young age.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


This dude is lucky the kid ran to the closet with the machete, and not the one with the shotgun.
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No joke! A lot of rural, farm families have 'em handy to mainly handle fox, coyote, bear but yeah, it's the 2-legged critters that are most burdensome <sigh>.
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"Arrest warrants were issued for Jataveon Dashawn Hall, 19, of Monroe. Charges include breaking and entering, kidnapping, assault on a child younger than 12 and interfering with emergency communications."

1rof11rof11rof11rof1

That must be quite a hit to his street cred - catching an enhanced charge for getting your ass kicked by a pre-teen 1rof1
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That kid is tough!
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While on the same site lol at the drunk woman going down the road in a power wheels to avoid being charged with a dui...

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While on the same site lol at the drunk woman going down the road in a power wheels to avoid being charged with a dui...

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Yeah, that describes quite a few folks living here in NC. Go even 20 miles outside of decent size city and you are in cow town. Where WallyWorld type people are abundant.
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Thank God no one was hurt!
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The boys name wouldn't be Jason by chance would it?

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Thank God no one was hurt!
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LOL

The THUG isn't someone.. I agree, thank God no one was hurt..

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Oh, thank you to whomever pinned this!

I'm snickering to myself, tossing ideas in my head on how to incorporate this news into a positive spin for all the realtors w/ rural listings.

This is what we here in the Deep South call learning how to 'make chicken salad out of chicken shit.'

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Don't fuck with rednecks. Even little ones
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75620335


Well, city kids are kind of soft but yeah, the ones out in rural areas, damn right! Lots of them growing up in a hunting/fishing/trapping home acquire skills at a pretty young age.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


This happened on my street in NYC back during the bad old daze......my neighbor was coming home from work at night and a mugger followed her to the apartment door.....when she unlocked the door, the mugger tried to push his way in behind her....luckily she was fast and trapped the mugger's hand in the door jamb....her son ( my childhood friend) came running with a cleaver and took half the hand off.....mugger was arrested at hospital....
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Oh, thank you to whomever pinned this!

I'm snickering to myself, tossing ideas in my head on how to incorporate this news into a positive spin for all the realtors w/ rural listings.

This is what we here in the Deep South call learning how to 'make chicken salad out of chicken shit.'

lolsign
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Doesn't the saying go "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"?
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Well, I do believe this brave young man deserves free lessons w/ a local martial arts instructor!!

Me personally, I would've picked up can of wasp spray but hey, a machete works, too!

Would've loved to have been a fly on wall of hospital ER when the perp walked in w/ his injuries.
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applause
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Arrest warrants were issued for Jataveon Dashawn Hall, 19, of Monroe.
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He was abused as a child ... when his mama named him Jataveon.
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Oh, thank you to whomever pinned this!

I'm snickering to myself, tossing ideas in my head on how to incorporate this news into a positive spin for all the realtors w/ rural listings.

This is what we here in the Deep South call learning how to 'make chicken salad out of chicken shit.'

lolsign
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Doesn't the saying go "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"?
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


Not in my family's houses/homes. We prided ourselves in upholding our Scots-Irish tradition of making something out of next to nothing.

And mainly to never go down on bended knee.

Lot of NC folks are Scots-Irish descendants and yeah, that young boy might have that William Wallace attitude.
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And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Arrest warrants were issued for Jataveon Dashawn Hall, 19, of Monroe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74139312

He was abused as a child ... when his mama named him Jataveon.
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Damn <shaking head sadly>. Who DOES that to a child?! My gawd, I doubt it's an old family name either.
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Good heavens! I've been unplugged most of the day and just catching up on news.

It is now being reported that the busted-in-the-head-with-a-machete perp just WALKED out of the hospital.

Well, that's Chapel Hill for ya'. Snowflake Central.

Maybe that drunk gal on toy truck scooped his ass up in front of the ER and they made off.
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While on the same site lol at the drunk woman going down the road in a power wheels to avoid being charged with a dui...

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Yeah, that describes quite a few folks living here in NC. Go even 20 miles outside of decent size city and you are in cow town. Where WallyWorld type people are abundant.
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Hmmmm we live on a cattle ranch and have taught our children to take care of themselves. We go to Walmart on ocasion. We also are well known in our county and highly respected. To call people like us WaliWorld people pisses me off.

How would you like calling you names for being half dressed on an Internet site?
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Oh, thank you to whomever pinned this!

I'm snickering to myself, tossing ideas in my head on how to incorporate this news into a positive spin for all the realtors w/ rural listings.

This is what we here in the Deep South call learning how to 'make chicken salad out of chicken shit.'

lolsign
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Doesn't the saying go "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"?
 Quoting: CK Dexter Haven


Not in my family's houses/homes. We prided ourselves in upholding our Scots-Irish tradition of making something out of next to nothing.

And mainly to never go down on bended knee.

Lot of NC folks are Scots-Irish descendants and yeah, that young boy might have that William Wallace attitude.
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 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


I think the saying is more about not being a "chicken shit" rather than making something out of nothing. 1dunno1

Anyway, making something out of next to nothing is an admirable trait. Making the best of what you have, etc. I'm not sure I'd like to try that chicken salad though.
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Peep is on the loose. Escaped hospital
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suspect looks like Buckwheat.
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ak47 in the closet would have been a happier ending but kudos to that 11YO young man for re-educating an obmama supporter.
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There's no room I can walk into in my
house (which is almost 3,000 sq ft)
where I'm not within arms reach
of a lethal weapon.
(and I'm in a zero-crime remote
mountain village)

Burglar would have left my home feet first.

Dad needs to get that boy a 357 magnum
Smith & Wesson revolver, and teach him to
make close-range head-shots.
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Good the kid kept his wits about him and used whatever was available as a weapon. He's lucky they didn't have or use guns on him.
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While on the same site lol at the drunk woman going down the road in a power wheels to avoid being charged with a dui...

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76735334


Yeah, that describes quite a few folks living here in NC. Go even 20 miles outside of decent size city and you are in cow town. Where WallyWorld type people are abundant.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Hmmmm we live on a cattle ranch and have taught our children to take care of themselves. We go to Walmart on ocasion. We also are well known in our county and highly respected. To call people like us WaliWorld people pisses me off.

How would you like calling you names for being half dressed on an Internet site?
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And I live in a rural Tier 2 county where WallyWorld is the only game in town. After they put the squeeze on all the small mom-n-pop businesses.

Because I live in a Tier 2 county, there is a rather large segment of our residents who pretty much are represented in all the memes out there. We have poverty, we have crime, and we have gangs due to our close proximity of being strategically located between major interstates. You would not believe the jokers-n-clowns I see in my travels.

And yeah, because it is the only game in the county where I live, I do shop there. But we do have folks like the lady driving drunk on a toy truck.

Hmmm....b/c I like to enjoy my front deck while I'm surfing the innerwebs, I actually don't sit around half naked on my farm due to the skeeters and horse flies.

Sorry if you were triggered by reference to WallyWorld folks but they do walk among us. Maybe just more where I live, sir/madam.
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