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Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat

 
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Con: Fat people usually smell like sour milk, even ater they've showered.
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


She is not that Fat. You will treat her like you are doing her a favor and one day she will leave you looking better then you.
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if the sex ain't good there'll always be a good
ham sandwich
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pros - sucks dick like its the last meat on a chicken wing
would allow a threesome every now an then
low maintanance
usually huge tits
definately knows how cook
if u cheat an get caught they get over it

cons- u have to actually be attracted or hold ur breath
new shocks an brakes on the car more often
you wont fit in the bed
you need to have a farm to feed her
an if some guy tells her she is cute she probably gonna suck their dick
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The good news something physical like loosing weight is can be done. The bad news is a flawed personality is something that is sometimes almost impossible to fix.. like you being an asshole.
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No get a dog.
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Just think of it as more cushion for the pushin'.

On a more serious note, don't get married, ever, to anyone. It's just a trap.
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


All I can say about fat girls is what I know

When I was younger I had sex with a fat girl, not super fat but chunky, I only slept with girls who had nice bodies before this chunky girl

Well, let just say she was probably the best sex I ever had up until that point

She threw that pussy on me like I never had a woman do

She had a pretty face just chunky if she lost the weight she could have been a model no doubt

And while her body may not have been much to look at, it wasnt that bad she had some.good pussy

So, that may be a plus and extra plus if your lady has that good pussy
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no she deserves better than you
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Blown shocks and struts.
Lots of air freshener
Extra deodorant
Heavy duty furniture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74763525


this ^^^

Every fat girl car I ever seen was sitting on the frame or even worse only sagging on her side making the nicest car out there look like a pile of shit .


And the heavy duty furniture is real too .

You cant even go out to eat with a fairly fat girl unless youre in a sturdy booth .

My home people Big joe and bigger shal ... fuuuuck those two folded up steel chairs at restaurants . I felt so bad for them . joe would just walk out and shal would lose her shit break down crying out of embarrassment in the restaurant .


One more con . If shes fat ...shes probably going to get fatter .
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no she deserves better than you
 Quoting: cruisinlady92


UH OH , LARGE MARGE ALERT .

Look fatty its a legitimate question . skinny chics are pretty much monkey branching whores thanks to the internet in 2019 .

And just because the girl is fat dont mean she cant be the same due to the basement dwellers telling them how beautiful they are on insta .


Curious cruisin lady ... HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH !?
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


Knee surgery. And, who is going to wipe her ass when she can’t reach? Big ass diapers, can you lift her into the car if she has a stroke?




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Set everything aside -

Do you love her Y / N

If yes marry her and treat her right!
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


Ha :)

It’s all good, until it’s not. Don’t forget, it’s a woman, so there’s issues.

She’s fat and she knows it, so she hates it. But she thinks highly enough of herself to be with a decent guy.

Over time, her weight will either stay the same or increase. You will stay with her because you love her anyways, and besides, she was already fat when you married her so no big deal.

Later, she’ll grow to hate and resent you for loving her when she hates herself for being so fat. The more down she gets, the more you will care for her and show positive affection, and the more she will hate you for it.

Eventually, she’ll hate you and herself so much, she’ll lose weight, by any means. Drugs, surgery, extreme dieting, anything. Once a few pounds are gone, the VERY FIRST GUY to notice will win her heart, and you’ll be left on the sidelines wondering wtf could have gone so wrong when you did everything right.

Basically, she can’t love you, because she hates herself too much.

Ask me how I know
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Rolling her in flour to find the wet spot is quite a chore.
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


dinidu will fk anything that is alive (possibly dead too)
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303


All I can say about fat girls is what I know

When I was younger I had sex with a fat girl, not super fat but chunky, I only slept with girls who had nice bodies before this chunky girl

Well, let just say she was probably the best sex I ever had up until that point

She threw that pussy on me like I never had a woman do

She had a pretty face just chunky if she lost the weight she could have been a model no doubt

And while her body may not have been much to look at, it wasnt that bad she had some.good pussy

So, that may be a plus and extra plus if your lady has that good pussy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76720150


and chunky gals like anal
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You can marry a non-fat woman and in no time at all they can become obese.

They can be a knock out for a while then turn to unrecognizable over just a few years.

So do not base marriage on appearance sake.
The most precious things are the simple things in life, always present in the simplest of minds.
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Warmth in winter. shade in summer.banana2
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Ironically, fat chicks are more likely to cheat. They cheat, as a way to boost their self esteem.

Only time a fatty might be acceptable, is if she is a virgin and takes care of herself, if not, avoid it.
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There are no pros to marrying fat, only cons.

Her being fat is the result of ONE THING: eating too much, which proves stuffing her face takes precedent over you, her health, her appearance,

She's SELFISH.
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Marry her and announce you're going keto. Keto challenge her.
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Some women can carry a few extra pounds and look great. Maybe her weight is just a phase. Maybe she will lose the weight once you marry her.

Maybe you can chang her.
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Did you date it first? Did you do enough trial runs?
Dude, don't tell me that you're just going to marry it without dating it first!

Aren't you supposed to date it before you marry it? Does it have face? I mean, I'm more of a face guy than a chest guy. If you're more a chest guy, then the chest might be more important for you.

Personally, if it had face and it had body, if it was the real thing and they were really interested then I would date that. If they want to do the doo, then that works too. But if they want marry, then it would have to be after enough dates and they would have to say that is what they want. I don't do that psychic shit. I'm not a fucking psychic.
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Re: Should I marry this fat girl who is crazy about me? Pros and cons of marrying fat
Pros.

Less competition anxiety

No coworker of hers will try to fuck her.

Cons.

More food costs : extra snacks for her

Extra gas when you drive. Mass = more energy.
More utility - fat girls need Airconditioned 24.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76951303



I would go for it for the reasons ...She would be shade in the summer and warmth in the winter ,,,built for comfort and not for speed ..

when have sex and you cant find the hole just keep sticking your fingers between the rolls and smell them after each roll once you smell sht just back up one roll ..then your good to go
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Lots of fat dudes out there too btw
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Toilet paper,you haven’t mentioned toilet paper she’s a chiit factory. You will be working just to buy toilet paper.