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A Freemason Told me to Buy a Toaster! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72568602  United States06/15/2019 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My girlfriends father is a high ranking freemason (at least Prince of Banana Cheeks - 29nd degree) Last night at a meal we had private drinks and later and he told me to buy a toaster for me and his daughter! And to stock at least 6 months of bread and jam!! I asked why and he replied "Have you noticed the global weather this year already?" I replied "yes it seems very strange so far this year". He then said "Well things happen in cycles, And this year the strawberry jam and bread crops will fail." "Was noah jelly?"  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74051573 United States06/15/2019 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My girlfriends father is a high ranking freemason (at least Prince of Banana Cheeks - 29nd degree) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72568602 Last night at a meal we had private drinks and later and he told me to buy a toaster for me and his daughter! And to stock at least 6 months of bread and jam!! I asked why and he replied "Have you noticed the global weather this year already?" I replied "yes it seems very strange so far this year". He then said "Well things happen in cycles, And this year the strawberry jam and bread crops will fail." "Was noah jelly?" [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] Make sure it's a kosher toaster. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77406900 Canada06/15/2019 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72568602 United States06/15/2019 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny funny but have you been over to Vigilant Citizen's website - all fun and games and aprons and checkerboard floors aside - Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75213815 start reading over there - soon they is long time been planing a culling- Not a fan of fear porn. God is control. Whenever the shitstorm blows in, I'm in His hands. I do, however, need a toaster.  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72568602 United States06/15/2019 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77217123 United States06/15/2019 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75213815 United States06/15/2019 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny funny but have you been over to Vigilant Citizen's website - all fun and games and aprons and checkerboard floors aside - Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75213815 start reading over there - soon they is long time been planing a culling- Not a fan of fear porn. God is control. Whenever the shitstorm blows in, I'm in His hands. I do, however, need a toaster. The Lord Jesus Christ commands us to be as wise as serpents - Vigilant Citizen is not fear porn -- but you know that already - right. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72568602 United States06/15/2019 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Funny funny but have you been over to Vigilant Citizen's website - all fun and games and aprons and checkerboard floors aside - Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75213815 start reading over there - soon they is long time been planing a culling- Not a fan of fear porn. God is control. Whenever the shitstorm blows in, I'm in His hands. I do, however, need a toaster. The Lord Jesus Christ commands us to be as wise as serpents - Vigilant Citizen is not fear porn -- but you know that already - right. LoL! You outta line, padnah. I know what He commands. And that's between He and I. When Peter saw him, he asked, “Lord, what about him?” Jesus answered, “If I want him to remain until I return, what is that to you? You follow Me!” |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 72568602 United States06/15/2019 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
I fucking swear, this is retarded.
