My girlfriends father is a high ranking freemason (at least Prince of Banana Cheeks - 29nd degree)
Last night at a meal we had private drinks and later and he told me to buy a toaster for me and his daughter! And to stock at least 6 months of bread and jam!! I asked why and he replied "Have you noticed the global weather this year already?"
I replied "yes it seems very strange so far this year".

He then said "Well things happen in cycles, And this year the strawberry jam and bread crops will fail."
"Was noah jelly?"