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Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space

 
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Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
‘No cosmonauts want to’: Scientists struggle for semen samples from space

A study by Russian scientists to examine the effects of space exploration on human sperm production has hit an unforeseen snag – cosmonauts are refusing to collect the necessary material.

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I don't blame them ... its like being caught with your pants down

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everyone will be making fun of them, its not dignified
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
I hope they haven't suggested to just get it from the American astronauts
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
I know. I did it for an IV baby.

Had to look at gay porn to pull it off.
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
I know. I did it for an IV baby.

Had to look at gay porn to pull it off.
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lol
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
I know. I did it for an IV baby.

Had to look at gay porn to pull it off.
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Why gay porn rather than straight porn?
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
It's called morals.
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
It's called morals.
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
Many mature people don't feel the need to wank. Just saying. Playing with yourself is simply...well, playing with yourself. You know like children do with dolls and teens do with solo video games. Some people grow out of those stages. Many do not, alas.
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
Many mature people don't feel the need to wank. Just saying. Playing with yourself is simply...well, playing with yourself. You know like children do with dolls and teens do with solo video games. Some people grow out of those stages. Many do not, alas.
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Sounds like you got it all figured out...
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Re: Russian cosmonauts refuse to wank in space
Fly me up there,, I will spunk that place up.





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