nuclear war saturday morning

NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to bring in the corn plants.

God Bless the SUBS!

I have an 8:00 tee time within a few miles of an AFB, so I hope not

Me on the first tee-

WONDERFUL NEWS !!

not gonna happen

Nah not feeling it this time.

Now, were Iran to shoot down a manned aircraft - we'd be bringing in the wife, kids, tomato plants, the whole niner.

MEGA UBER CALI EARTHQUAKE AND OR ELSE WHERE SUNDAY MORNING...EARLY..

What time should I place the jiffy pop outside?


Haha, your tomatoes are soft like the heads of the preachers at Notre dame.

Short Bus goes "Honk Honk"

your balls dropping since you got spayed?

thanks Bob Barker

Will ACs be allowed to post?

You won't be alive that long.



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Today is the day, no more check is in the mail horseshit.

Better than cartoons!

Stay sober...

If I had a gram of weed, I wouldn't have tied up a noose to hang my cousins with.

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Mormons will die if they do not unfuck themselves.

I am done with you.

If it happens, it happens. At least I won't have to work that day.

Helpful tip: Make a paste of baking soda and water and cover yourself in it if you've been exposed to radiation and can still function. Burn your clothes.

Baking soda is cheap. Load up on water in containers. You still got two days, buy NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

Or not.

Stay a slave and serve the Queen's Islamic Reformation


Be sure to salute a flag

One can only hope

There deaths are great for the environment

Use there bodies to fertilize Gaia