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Need a ladyfriend

 
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06/20/2019 11:45 PM
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I have a home. Masters degree...live alone
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Never been arrested in my life.
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Man that's pretty good. You walk a strait path.

I was arrested 3 Times and handcuffed half a dozen Times.

You are a see bet,…They should be flockin' around You! stonerrofl:
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OU8122

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06/20/2019 11:56 PM

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Op, let me know if this actually works.

Have a feeling there are a few awesome lady folk on here.
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Buy a alexia.weirdo
We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN!
A pissed off American Veteran!
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06/21/2019 12:00 AM
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No, ya don't.

Women are are pain in the ass, even if you're a young guy!
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06/21/2019 12:13 AM
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I’m older...could use a woman friend. Contact me if you are sincere and would like to talk.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


No you don't. We just complicate your life and you complicate ours.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Guys who share too much on the first date or in the early days of dating are going to turn women off, yes. I also see a major red flag when a man speaks negatively about his mom, sisters or ex girlfriends. I run from these types.

Just be a friend? Lol nutmeg..not sure any of them are capable of that chuckle
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06/21/2019 12:33 AM
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I score very high on Fibonacci Sequence.

Does that count?

I might like a few of your sister wives to lighten my load.

Just sayin'

peace
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06/21/2019 06:42 AM

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Op, let me know if this actually works.

Have a feeling there are a few awesome lady folk on here.
 Quoting: OU8122


It just takes being assertive and asking for what you need. People will always respond.

Men usually hide their emotions (fear?) and then they are miserable. That's really sad, they have the constant erection thing and the fear of rejection and never speak up, difficult struggles.

But you notice that OP asked for ladyfriend? Because he understands how gentle women are and how women can be receptive and nurturing.
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06/21/2019 06:47 AM

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No you don't. We just complicate your life and you complicate ours.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Guys who share too much on the first date or in the early days of dating are going to turn women off, yes. I also see a major red flag when a man speaks negatively about his mom, sisters or ex girlfriends. I run from these types.

Just be a friend? Lol nutmeg..not sure any of them are capable of that chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


This guy didn't seem needy.

People are fairly simple.
If they want something it's usually related to HALT (hungry, angry, lonely, tired). And they are stuck in a step toward one (or more) of those.

Hungry, make a sandwich
Angry... those are the negative and ex issues
Lonely, just talk a little
Tired, hug and a kiss and off to bed.

All require human connection. Kindness is free.

Last Edited by Agent 99 on 06/21/2019 06:49 AM
Alkalurops  (OP)

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06/21/2019 10:42 AM

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Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Guys who share too much on the first date or in the early days of dating are going to turn women off, yes. I also see a major red flag when a man speaks negatively about his mom, sisters or ex girlfriends. I run from these types.

Just be a friend? Lol nutmeg..not sure any of them are capable of that chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


This guy didn't seem needy.

People are fairly simple.
If they want something it's usually related to HALT (hungry, angry, lonely, tired). And they are stuck in a step toward one (or more) of those.

Hungry, make a sandwich
Angry... those are the negative and ex issues
Lonely, just talk a little
Tired, hug and a kiss and off to bed.

All require human connection. Kindness is free.
 Quoting: MissCleo


true...thanks
Alkalurops  (OP)

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06/21/2019 10:46 AM

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missCleo..I see your messages in my mailbox but I am not able to reply
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06/21/2019 10:55 AM
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Dude...even Glp skanks got you jumping thru hoops to meet some standards they set.

Cant you see you dont need a lady friend who does that.

You need a woman that likes YOU...however you are.


Q. What kind of women do you like?
A. I like the kind that likes ME.

No sense talking to women until you grow some nuts bro.

Good luck.
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06/21/2019 11:06 AM
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Dude...even Glp skanks got you jumping thru hoops to meet some standards they set.

Cant you see you dont need a lady friend who does that.

You need a woman that likes YOU...however you are.


Q. What kind of women do you like?
A. I like the kind that likes ME.

No sense talking to women until you grow some nuts bro.

Good luck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69171423


"Dude...even Glp skanks got you jumping thru hoops"
pennywise
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06/21/2019 11:14 AM
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"Dude...even Glp skanks got you jumping thru hoops"
pennywise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


Found your kinda girl...

Alkalurops  (OP)

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06/21/2019 11:27 AM

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I’m older...could use a woman friend. Contact me if you are sincere and would like to talk.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


No you don't. We just complicate your life and you complicate ours.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg

I'm willing to try
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06/21/2019 02:33 PM

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missCleo..I see your messages in my mailbox but I am not able to reply
 Quoting: Alkalurops


I know. You need to upgrade your account.

Are you on linkedin?
MissCleo

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06/21/2019 02:38 PM

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"Dude...even Glp skanks got you jumping thru hoops"
pennywise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


Found your kinda girl...


 Quoting: pool


that's beautiful.
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06/21/2019 02:41 PM
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missCleo..I see your messages in my mailbox but I am not able to reply
 Quoting: Alkalurops


I know. You need to upgrade your account.

Are you on linkedin?
 Quoting: MissCleo


I'm thinking the OP is a broke ass sumbicth.

Just in case he isn't...please enjoy your voyage! pennywise

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06/21/2019 02:45 PM
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missCleo..I see your messages in my mailbox but I am not able to reply
 Quoting: Alkalurops


I know. You need to upgrade your account.

Are you on linkedin?
 Quoting: MissCleo


If I may, c’mon dude ~ time to upgrade. Certainly you have a change jar, or couch cushions. Check your winter coat pockets. Be a gentleman.
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I have a home. Masters degree...live alone
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Never been arrested in my life.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


A thought just occurred to me...a dog named "Harvey" which belonged to his neighbor "Sam".
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06/21/2019 03:09 PM
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missCleo..I see your messages in my mailbox but I am not able to reply
 Quoting: Alkalurops


I know. You need to upgrade your account.

Are you on linkedin?
 Quoting: MissCleo


If I may, c’mon dude ~ time to upgrade. Certainly you have a change jar, or couch cushions. Check your winter coat pockets. Be a gentleman.
 Quoting: mona lizard


I think he's trolling.
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06/21/2019 03:17 PM
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No you don't. We just complicate your life and you complicate ours.
 Quoting: nutmeg


Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Guys who share too much on the first date or in the early days of dating are going to turn women off, yes. I also see a major red flag when a man speaks negatively about his mom, sisters or ex girlfriends. I run from these types.

Just be a friend? Lol nutmeg..not sure any of them are capable of that chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess



"Like a Virgin" was pretty good though, right? Lol
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Its true. Men bring with them a lot of drama.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Yep...especially those over 55+ who have been married before. I've heard all their sob stories on first dates. ARGH! No more. Thanks.

Give me a guy who can just be a friend! I would love it!
 Quoting: nutmeg


Guys who share too much on the first date or in the early days of dating are going to turn women off, yes. I also see a major red flag when a man speaks negatively about his mom, sisters or ex girlfriends. I run from these types.

Just be a friend? Lol nutmeg..not sure any of them are capable of that chuckle
 Quoting: Love_Goddess



"Like a Virgin" was pretty good though, right? Lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77580266


The bots have arrived!!!!
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nothing wrong with trolling GLP for sex. get your freak on, OP.

kisspush

there's a special lady out there for ya
 Quoting: eekers


and her name is eekers...
AltSwede
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I give up on dating sites...not inclined to talk publicly....contact me if you’d like to talk
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Need more info first.

Have you travelled?
How many languages do you speak?
Just the basics first.
 Quoting: MissCleo


LMFAO, Good God! Fucking 3rd degree interrogations.

cruise

ahhh
MissCleo

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06/21/2019 03:59 PM

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I have a home. Masters degree...live alone
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Never been arrested in my life.
 Quoting: Alkalurops


A thought just occurred to me...a dog named "Harvey" which belonged to his neighbor "Sam".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


previous thread?
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06/21/2019 04:52 PM

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I give up on dating sites...not inclined to talk publicly....contact me if you’d like to talk
 Quoting: Alkalurops


Need more info first.

Have you travelled?
How many languages do you speak?
Just the basics first.
 Quoting: MissCleo


LMFAO, Good God! Fucking 3rd degree interrogations.

cruise

ahhh
 Quoting: iSwear


Qualifications:
Openness and honesty
Willingness
Virtue
Experience
Ability to communicate
Educational depth
Kindness.
just to start. I have standards.

You think it's all about sex?
MissCleo

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06/21/2019 04:54 PM

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LMFAO, Good God! Fucking 3rd degree interrogations.
 Quoting: iSwear


and yeah, I have done interrogations for the government. Got a problem with that? heh.
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Everyone give the guy some green! He's been a good sport!


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