My dad told me when I was 24 on my wedding day...

"Son..word of advice and wisdom that time will prove to be true. On your wedding night get a really big jar...the biggest you can find and every time you have sex drop in a jelly bean.
I gaurantee that jar will be full in the first 6 months. Then after 6 months take out a jelly bean every time you have sex...and I gaurantee that jar will never ever be empty"

He was right.

The jar filled up in less than six months. At the six month mark I began taking beans out...I was married to her for 10 years and the jar only got back down to 3/4.

After the divorce I counted the jelly beans.

There were 958 beans left.

But..we DID fuck a hell oft a lot that first year.