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I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle

 
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I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
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06/25/2019 02:33 PM
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
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Probably far more bunnies than snakes. Whats crazy about it? It's an old lady. Why not either not bother her or pay someone to mow her grass (one time?)
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Probably far more bunnies than snakes. Whats crazy about it? It's an old lady. Why not either not bother her or pay someone to mow her grass (one time?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77201113


She is like 35 and she is very unfriendly. The few times I tried to be nice and saw hello or wave she ignores me like I am a freak so I don’t want to disturb her property. She only speaks Spanish I think but I am not sure, at least that is how she speaks to her children.



Here is a video of what the bunnies look like usually
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06/25/2019 02:41 PM
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Probably far more bunnies than snakes. Whats crazy about it? It's an old lady. Why not either not bother her or pay someone to mow her grass (one time?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77201113


She is like 35 and she is very unfriendly. The few times I tried to be nice and saw hello or wave she ignores me like I am a freak so I don’t want to disturb her property. She only speaks Spanish I think but I am not sure, at least that is how she speaks to her children.



Here is a video of what the bunnies look like usually
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Makes sense. A bitch 35-year-old who doesn't mow her yard. Wouldn't help her either.
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
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Well... nothing you can do about her forest!
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Probably far more bunnies than snakes. Whats crazy about it? It's an old lady. Why not either not bother her or pay someone to mow her grass (one time?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77201113


She is like 35 and she is very unfriendly. The few times I tried to be nice and saw hello or wave she ignores me like I am a freak so I don’t want to disturb her property. She only speaks Spanish I think but I am not sure, at least that is how she speaks to her children.



Here is a video of what the bunnies look like usually
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Aww... they're so so cute!

Here, my bunnies... [link to imgur.com (secure)]
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06/25/2019 02:59 PM

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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
Be a good neighbor go mow hers for her
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06/25/2019 03:00 PM

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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
In this area, when you water the yard you provide vegetation for the rabbits.
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Pickle Suprise!
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06/25/2019 03:08 PM
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06/25/2019 03:16 PM
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
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Well... nothing you can do about her forest!
 Quoting: LittleMe


Doesnt your town have a couple guys that are paid with tax dollars that are supposed to enforce things like this?
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06/25/2019 03:18 PM

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For a second OP I thought you were a woman and talking about vaginas LOL
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 Quoting: HAWK-03


Wow
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06/25/2019 03:20 PM

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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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That's it. Give the old lady a hand.

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06/25/2019 03:21 PM
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Well... nothing you can do about her forest!
 Quoting: LittleMe


Doesnt your town have a couple guys that are paid with tax dollars that are supposed to enforce things like this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76259654


The nerve of some people, not cutting their grass. This country is circling the drain, and it ain't going to be pretty.
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Damn.

That bunny went Bakersfield chimp on that serpent.
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
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The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357



Very sound reasoning.
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
We have these bunnies and the bunnies like to hide in her side of the grass. And my cats like watching the bunnies. My lawn is perfectly mowed and trimmed but my neighbors is like a mini forest and all the bunnies stay on her side. Also some snakes too lol. Its crazy!!!
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eat the bunnies -- free rabbit stew
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
She is like 35 and she is very unfriendly. The few times I tried to be nice and saw hello or wave she ignores me like I am a freak so I don’t want to disturb her property. She only speaks Spanish I think but I am not sure, at least that is how she speaks to her children.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Fucking uppity illegal aliens -- they used to be somewhat friendly, at least respectful -- here in Texas

the latest ones (last 10 years or so ) are all rude assholes.

They're a protected class and they know it
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06/25/2019 04:56 PM
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bump
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06/25/2019 05:06 PM
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I thought OP was using 'grass' as euphemism for pubic hair...
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
You should mow hers too... be a good neighbor! grinning
 Quoting: LittleMe


The thing is if I mowed her grass it would be like destroying the bunnies habitat at this point. And sometimes my cats like to watch them so I would feel bad because it would be like making the bunnies homeless kinda.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77479357


Well... nothing you can do about her forest!
 Quoting: LittleMe


Doesnt your town have a couple guys that are paid with tax dollars that are supposed to enforce things like this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76259654


In my town everyone has to mow their own lawns... my boys do it for me! banana2
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06/25/2019 05:15 PM
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offer to cut it?
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06/25/2019 05:19 PM
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
But she gets as much sex as you mow your lawn.
She will establish a family, and fuck half the city without mowing her lawn, because she only mows her bush down there to make it look like a 10yo pussy so she can get fucked.
Welcome to reality.
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06/25/2019 05:22 PM

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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
Pics of your neighbor's "lawn" or gtfo.
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
But she gets as much sex as you mow your lawn.
She will establish a family, and fuck half the city without mowing her lawn, because she only mows her bush down there to make it look like a 10yo pussy so she can get fucked.
Welcome to reality.
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trump-NOpervs
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Pics of your neighbor's "lawn" or gtfo.
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chuckle
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Re: I mowed my lawn today so my lawn is perfect and my neighbor never mows hers and it is a jungle
Used to be a time not too long ago when illegal aliens had to watch every little thing they did --

something so simple as an unmowed lawn could get them deported

So it kept them under control , somewhat

now, even violent felonies result in "catch and release"

so now they are free to run wild