What happens if Jesus returns and...

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Depends if he stayed, if your dog chased him away you would be fucked:
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I know right!!!



Stupid dog.

He probably wouldn’t give a shit about your annoying little runt

He would burn it to ashes!

That’s what I’m talking about!

Hell yeah.

I think it's more likely he'd be magically cursed by a leprechaun. Never seen one, but you know. Faith and all. Might get trampled by a unicorn as well. Might want to pray to Thor he doesn't strike him down with a lightning bolt. Don't let him swim either. I hear the Kraken loves to eat little dogs. Just a heads up.

lights coming up in the morning and iv a sleepy cycle also

He'd probably sacrifice your dog on a mini crucifix

Your dog would behave differently around the Lord if he appeared.

Jesus is returning in heavenly glory though, not as a lowly one.

Smells like Kathy's rotten crotch in here.

He loves all his animals. Dogs are his best creation in my opinion.

Little pillar of salt.

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If All homes were alcohol free in the presence of children We would never have been in such problems in the first place.

The children are at the Mercy of their unintelligent role models, who choose to alter their minds and act out.

Notice, there are no laws protecting children's rights,.. from such a scourge!

Broken Families have become the norm, as well as acceptable.

Very few will see this as a big problem. Simpletons love to go party on and on, doing their own "thing",.. without a care in the World.

The more You attract the "lesser beings", the more You are aligned with
the Planet through your own "Power of Attraction".

Some people have it,however, many do not have this natural "gift"

Cheer's UNcleHexy :)