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Ant Bait Traps.

I had ants eating pizza crumbs on the counter top, ant trails to my dog food dish, especially at night. The package of ant bait traps at Walmart cost around five bucks, you get 4 little traps. The ants go in, take the bait back to the nest and it kills them all. Incredible. Not ONE ant left. I've used the same bait traps for 3 years.... I guess they keep on working. I used RAID ant bait traps I'm pretty sure. They work.


Why can't the rest of you GLPers be serious for a minute. Always fucking around with idiot responses. Half of you here are actually mental ... I swear.



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Elderberry Syrup for Flu and Pneumonia. It works!!
 Quoting: Fortunabeargirl


Yes, it does. I'm sure the FDA is actively working for measures to make it illegal.
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Baking soda on wasp sting.

Quick, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63137158


Works great for removing gas and oil from your hands and clothes with dish soap too, rub it in well before adding water. Sugar instead of baking soda for your hands if you have wounds, the soda burns but the sugar does not remove gas smell as well as the soda.

I got covered in a taring mishap not long ago and had to wash all over with gas to remove the tar. Then scrub down with the baking soda to remove the gas smell.
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Read the reviews!!! This shit works chuckle

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that's for places like the UK that ban every form of possible self defense, like knives.
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Homemade Penetrating Oil ( Better than any store bought)

Big Eds Bore cleaner / penetrating oil


The April/May 2007 edition of Machinist's Workshop did a test of penetrating oils where they measured the force required to loosen rusty test devices. Buy the issue if you want to see how they did the test. The results reported were interesting. The lower the number of pounds the better. Mighty interesting results for simple > acetone and tranny fluid!

> Penetrating oil . Average load .. Price per fluid ounce
> None .................. 516 pounds .
> WD-40 .............. 238 pounds ... $0.25
> PB Blaster ......... 214 pounds .. $0.35
> Liquid Wrench ... 127 pounds .. $0.21
> Kano Kroil ........ 106 pounds .. $0.75
> ATF-Acetone mix.. 53 pounds .. $0.10

> The ATF-Acetone mix was a 50/50 mix (1 to 1 ratio)."

Just mix Auto Trans fluid and Acetone in a 50:50 mix, thats it.

works great
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Homemade Penetrating Oil ( Better than any store bought)

Big Eds Bore cleaner / penetrating oil


The April/May 2007 edition of Machinist's Workshop did a test of penetrating oils where they measured the force required to loosen rusty test devices. Buy the issue if you want to see how they did the test. The results reported were interesting. The lower the number of pounds the better. Mighty interesting results for simple > acetone and tranny fluid!

> Penetrating oil . Average load .. Price per fluid ounce
> None .................. 516 pounds .
> WD-40 .............. 238 pounds ... $0.25
> PB Blaster ......... 214 pounds .. $0.35
> Liquid Wrench ... 127 pounds .. $0.21
> Kano Kroil ........ 106 pounds .. $0.75
> ATF-Acetone mix.. 53 pounds .. $0.10

> The ATF-Acetone mix was a 50/50 mix (1 to 1 ratio)."

Just mix Auto Trans fluid and Acetone in a 50:50 mix, thats it.

works great
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50482953


This is interesting. I might try this tomorrow. Is acetone nail polish remover and does acetone melt plastic?
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small cotton ball, with a few drops of apple cider vinegar, taped over a mole will completely remove it within a week or two. No need for surgery to remove.
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You have tried this, and it has worked? please elaborate
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Do Me

Bleach My Butt WILL Lighten Your Privates, Pink your Wink

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When there was all that scare about bird flu some 12 years or so ago, there was a company that manufactured something I think was called Vira-38...completely black elderberry based.

Almost 'in a flash' their website went down, while sites talking about it went hidden.

Luckily, I had copied the info, and started buying Sambucus.

Soon, Tamiflu was everywhere in the news, despite the virus having mutated. Stockpiles of it were everywhere...yet, the bird flu never went global.

Forward all these years later, Tamiflu stockpiles continue to be prescribed for ANY flu, even though it was long ago proven to not be effective for anything other than H1N1 (?).


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So what is in VIRA-38? LUV TO KNOW!

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 Quoting: Giselle22


So...in response to your query, I've tried to find anything remaining about this product, first seen in 2005?

It was an Interesting 'redux for me, after so many years...especially because no site I came across (such as the following) mentioned elderberry at all:

[link to effectmeasure.blogspot.com]

Silly me.

I then added 'elderberry' into the search engine --finding a few, like this next one, which, surprisingly, is a PATENT in 2006 for Vira-38...that appears to be the usurpation of Vira-38 by a different entity. Hmm.


Accordingly, the formulas for Vira 38 products are as follows:

Vira 38

One does is 10 ml
Elderberry 4.0 g 40%
Echinacea 1.0 g 10%
Epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG) 1.0 g 10%
Theaflavine (TF) 1.0 g 10%
N-Acetyl-L-Cysteine (NAC) 1.0 g 10%
Alpha Lipoic Acid (ALA) 1.0 g 10%
FluStat
Per 10 m1
EGCG 2.0 g
TF 1.0 g
NAC 1.0 g
ALA 1.0 g
....(seen at the end)...


...It will thus be seen that the objects of the present invention have been fully and effectively accomplished. It embodiments have been shown and described for the purposes of illustrating the functional and structural principles of the present invention and is subject to change without departure from such principles. Therefore, this invention includes all modifications encompassed within the spirit and scope of the following claims.

[link to patents.google.com (secure)]



AND, in that SAME goog search...

...which makes me REALLY smile, I found these:

Thread: LETS POST OUR FLU CURES HERE (Page 2)


Vira 38 contains compounds with a broad spectrum anti-viral, cytokine regulating, and immune system enhancing effects.

The anti-viral components are designed to disrupt the influenza viral life cycle at different stages -binding, uncoating, replication and release.

One of the anti-viral components is v38 AMF-1 which has been shown to inhibit infections from Type A influenza, SARS virus, Avian influenza virus, Staphylococcus aureus, and Streptococcus pneumoniae (the two bacteria primarily responsible for secondary infections seen in influenza).

The cytokine modulating components are designed to normalize dysregulated cytokine networks so the cytokines can responds quickly and appropriately to viral assaults. The immune system activating components are designed to raise the level and optimize the activity of the immune system.


Thread: LETS POST OUR FLU CURES HERE

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That's as far as I can go tonight, to answer your question. However...seeing that GLP had it covered back then (even before my time) is something to take into consideration.

Ha!

Hope that helped explain what I was getting at!

Our 'small' glp world, eh?

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If you opt for rat/mouse traps over poison:


Thread wrapped around the trap trigger with peanut butter smooshed into it.

MUCH better than cheese.
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Propane torch for killing flies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77735991


lmao

(wish I could use this on raccoons)



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 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


17hmr for those 'coons!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77674275


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DuPont Silicone with Teflon spray.

I use it on guns to prevent rust. Good bore cleaner too.

My Ruger LCP .380 spends the summers in a sweaty pocket.
The blued slide is 4 yrs. rust free. I clean it and re silicone it monthly or so. Leave it wetted over night the dry it off and UR good to go. Watch it around optics, It'll FUBAR the lenses. Just spray it on a cleaning patch and wipe it on.


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The Sun Joe 10 ton manual log splitter !! Sure beats mauling firewood @ 62 years young !!

I might have to maul some thicker logs to fit the carousl....but this machine is great ! Even tough I live in N. Florida, it gets cold here in the winter & I heat & cook w/ wood

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 Quoting: ku commando


Thank you, will look into it. This old lady still cuts and chops my own wood too.
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Square drive or star-torx screws. Better than Phillips.
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Mason Bees for pollinating plants.
 Quoting: SilverCyprus


Any hints on attracting these?

I've got a nice house, but don't know how to attract mason bees....

Believe me, no one (seriously) has a better yard for them...

Where do I place it?
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Bacon always works for me.


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driving your car in the summertime when you have to take it on the road and the mosquitos smear your front end. the remedy is to generously spray pam cooking spray over the front end and just hose them off. easy as pie! oh please dont spray on the windows hahahahaha
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Propane torch for killing flies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77735991


lmao

(wish I could use this on raccoons)



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 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


You really are a kindred spirit.. Raccoons wreak havok with my pawpaws, among other things...

Break Barrel 22's belong on this list as well. Love mine..
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Artemisinin for lupus.
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Please tell me more - this could be a life-changer for me, as I am to start methotrexate this weekend and am not thrilled about it.
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Dawn dish detergent in the toilet will unclog it.
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Does it have to be the blue one?
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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Flashlight that plugs into an outlet to charge.

You will never go back. Some of them can double as a nightlight.
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If you get stung by sting ray on foot or hand, submerge in hot water to stop pain. May work for other stings too.
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If a child has a loose tooth, try three pieces of bubble gum. The tooth will loosen of its own accord without pain or drama.
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BHT (the food additive) cures HPV (Human Papilloma Virus).

It also appears to help your immune system kill Epstein Barr and Cytomegalovirus which almost everyone carries.

You can find BHT in capsules on Amazon and other sites.
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BHT (the food additive) cures HPV (Human Papilloma Virus).

It also appears to help your immune system kill Epstein Barr and Cytomegalovirus which almost everyone carries.

You can find BHT in capsules on Amazon and other sites.
 Quoting: darth


Forgot to mention, a friend cured her shingles with it too.

The only downside is you have to take it every day for the rest of your life. Don't worry. It appears to extend the lifespan of lab rats.
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Bacon always works for me.



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Prayer is efficacious.
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Do Me

Bleach My Butt WILL Lighten Your Privates, Pink your Wink

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uh, why?
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My 3 year old apple tree trunk snapped during straight line winds. It was hanging on by some outside bark. Thats all. I took a popcycle stick and duct taped the mortally wounded tree. Not only did it mend, it has the most apples this year, which is the 4th year....Amazing!!
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Amazing! Well done!!!
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Music works everybody

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