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Garlic as an antibiotic. Both topical and internal. It's also antiviral and antifungal.
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Also, internally, reduces your blood pressure. Started using garlic heavy after blood pressure was 144/90. 3 months later after a garlic regiment it was down to 108/60.
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How much per day?
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Dumbfuk, dont take health advice off this batshit site
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Garlic has long been known to work for HBP - my doctor advised me to take garlic tablets if I did not wish to chew cloves.

You are ahead of yourself, AC6067
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Stop fighting with the lawn mower: spritz a bit of starting fluid at the air cleaner when you want it to start.
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The Sun Joe 10 ton manual log splitter !! Sure beats mauling firewood @ 62 years young !!

I might have to maul some thicker logs to fit the carousl....but this machine is great ! Even tough I live in N. Florida, it gets cold here in the winter & I heat & cook w/ wood

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whoa cool
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Hiccups cure: fill glass with water, cover with paper towel, drink water through paper towel
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Dr.Joel Kaplan's enlargement system works, ..if you stick with the Programstonerrofl
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wtf, I gotta try that
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Wish they'd shown the other side of it while it was working so we could see clearly how it was laid, but I get the message. I rarely open a can so I hope to remember this next time I do.
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Ammonia will instantly stop the pain of a bee sting.

Remember to scrape the stinger away, not try to pull it out which pushes more of the poison into you.
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Duct tape over plantars warts
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If you can't duct if, fuck it.
 Quoting: GTB


My 3 year old apple tree trunk snapped during straight line winds. It was hanging on by some outside bark. Thats all. I took a popcycle stick and duct taped the mortally wounded tree. Not only did it mend, it has the most apples this year, which is the 4th year....Amazing!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72608114


Watch the tree carefully. (I ran a tree service for MANY years.)

Very often when a tree is at its most stress, often close to dying, it will have its most prolific, showiest season ever.

What this translates to, for you, would be to do a good -to almost severe- pruning after it goes dormant...meaning, you allow the remaining energy to transfer back to its roots, then prune what seems reasonable off, so the next season 100% of that remaining energy (now transfered to root production, for the dormant season) returns in the spring to much less tree.

Trees have the propensity to compensate, depending on the degree of injury they have suffered.

That said, even a young main trunk could very well 'mend' itself...if we were to consider the rooted portion as a 'rootstock' that could be grafted...!although THAT'S NOT how grafting is typically waged.

It all depends on circumstances being optimal, for each, um, circumstance a tree is facing.

Love it, perhaps thin out some of this year's crop a bit ( to preserve more energy)...and use the time in-between to research fruit trees under stress.

Whatever unfolds as time goes on, I hope your beloved tree proves a winner.

_____

Oh...and make certain to change that duct-bandage when you realize that the trunk is growing wide enough to become girdled by the tape. Your initial 'fix' may take a while to mend, possibly into the next season.

Consider this: the more rain you get any season, the wider the 'ring' of growth MAY BE that year (slope of land, water table, and other factors all taken into consideration).

That said, the trunk could expand in kind with heavier seasonal rain. Just watch to see how your tree is responding.

hf

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Read the reviews!!! This shit works chuckle

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that's for places like the UK that ban every form of possible self defense, like knives.
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What's worse, this thing is nigh useless on Cream of Wheat. Product failure. :(
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Hydrogen Peroxide to get blood out of clothes (I am a nurse....don't think the worse)
 Quoting: Bird Shadow


It also works well in the laundry, instead of oxyclean. If you buy food-grade H2O2, it can be used for MANY things, including mouthwash.


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Use a bit of vinegar in your rinse, instead of commercial softeners.

Vinegar is a great cleaning agent, as well as alcohol.


Alcohol is great cleaning splattered oil off your cooktop. It also disinfects your counters.
 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


Thank you, can’t wait to try!
God is good.
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Hamilton Beach 40998 Electric Kettle.

Hot water NOW.

You end up using it more than you would think.
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Dawn dish detergent in the toilet will unclog it.
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So will a bucket of scalding hot water.
It's like Lee Iaccoca said, "Grow a brain cell, think for yourself, or die and go away."

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- Rubbing alcohol to clean electrical contacts
- Spitting on coins when a vending machine keeps slipping them back to the return (makes them stick and go in proper)
- Spit again, and chalk, applied with one's finger, between pool billiard balls when spotting them. Spit makes the balls deflect the wrong way, chalk does the same in the opposite direction (pool shark trick, look it up)
- Peerblock (free program) for blocking many Govt and other agencies on the PC
- Borax water. Works as advertised and more
- Oil Pulling to restore teeth
- Using Milk of Magnesia for athlete' foot in a pinch. When I told a pharmacist a few days later, he laughed and though it was genius. MoM is pH of 10 and so it works that way.
- Teaching people to turn on their lights, with high beams, before starting their car in the winter. This takes the battery out of the frozen state it's in and gets the chemical reaction going through it instead. After that, car starts in one crank.
- Reflexology to cure people of ailments.

I'll come back and add more later!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77788230


Nice.

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Actually, this ENTIRE THREAD has wonderful tips.

Thanks, everyone!

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Muscle CRAMPS?
Drink a swig of
DILL PICKLE JUICE
cures them immediately.
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Lugol's Iodine...make your own it is a lot cheaper than buying on Amazon fixes darn near everything when taken with the proper vitamins

Magnesium
Selenium
B Vitamin complex
Zinc

Alternate with Vitamin C not at the same time approximately 2 hours after or before your iodine. I take about a dropper full a day approximately 200mg or so.

Fixes EVERYTHING it seems like.
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Prayer is efficacious.
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The most efficacious thing in the world!
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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Watch the tree carefully. (I ran a tree service for MANY years.)

Very often when a tree is at its most stress, often close to dying, it will have its most prolific, showiest season ever.

What this translates to, for you, would be to do a good -to almost severe- pruning after it goes dormant...meaning, you allow the remaining energy to transfer back to its roots, then prune what seems reasonable off, so the next season 100% of that remaining energy (now transfered to root production, for the dormant season) returns in the spring to much less tree.

Trees have the propensity to compensate, depending on the degree of injury they have suffered.

That said, even a young main trunk could very well 'mend' itself...if we were to consider the rooted portion as a 'rootstock' that could be grafted...!although THAT'S NOT how grafting is typically waged.

It all depends on circumstances being optimal, for each, um, circumstance a tree is facing.

Love it, perhaps thin out some of this year's crop a bit ( to preserve more energy)...and use the time in-between to research fruit trees under stress.

Whatever unfolds as time goes on, I hope your beloved tree proves a winner.

_____

Oh...and make certain to change that duct-bandage when you realize that the trunk is growing wide enough to become girdled by the tape. Your initial 'fix' may take a while to mend, possibly into the next season.

Consider this: the more rain you get any season, the wider the 'ring' of growth MAY BE that year (slope of land, water table, and other factors all taken into consideration).

That said, the trunk could expand in kind with heavier seasonal rain. Just watch to see how your tree is responding.

hf
 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


Such a knowledgeable and kind post! You are really something! And I learned from it, as well. Thank you
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[link to www.psychologytoday.com (secure)]

For some reason it is hard to find information on Iodine conspiracy perhaps? You be the judge. Bromide (Mountain Dew) displaces iodine as does other halides like fluoride etc.

Get enough Iodine and you can fix the majority of the health "epidemics" around.
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Hamilton Beach 40998 Electric Kettle.

Hot water NOW.

You end up using it more than you would think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53991154


There was a time when that kettle was all I had. Learned to be very creative with it - boiling eggs, making ramen with melted cheese under it, etc, along with many, many cups of tea. It's still in the cupboard, just waiting to be put into service again.
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[link to www.psychologytoday.com (secure)]

For some reason it is hard to find information on Iodine conspiracy perhaps? You be the judge. Bromide (Mountain Dew) displaces iodine as does other halides like fluoride etc.

Get enough Iodine and you can fix the majority of the health "epidemics" around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77772030


Extremely interesting! I have the iodine, and was told or read to apply it to the arm, and if it disappeared, apply more.

Didn't know it could cure things. Thought it mainly for preventing radiation going to the thyroid gland.

The article you linked is fascinating - thank you very much for your post!
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President Donald J. Trump!

MAGA!
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[link to www.psychologytoday.com (secure)]

For some reason it is hard to find information on Iodine conspiracy perhaps? You be the judge. Bromide (Mountain Dew) displaces iodine as does other halides like fluoride etc.

Get enough Iodine and you can fix the majority of the health "epidemics" around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77772030


If such a simple and inexpensive item as iodine can cure diseases, I have no doubt there is a conspiracy - after all, doctors aren't profiting, big pharma isn't profiting, the corner drug store isn't profiting, and people are being cured of ailments. We simply cannot have this!!!
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Dawn dish detergent in the toilet will unclog it.
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So will a bucket of scalding hot water.
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Doesn't it crack the icy cold porcelain?
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WiFi light bulbs.

Just need WiFi and phone. No need to rewire house or buy a special hub. They have no hub WiFi bulbs now. Worlks like any other bulb too. LED will last for ever!

Alexa, Google compatible as well.

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It was a long and roller
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Rebuilt alternators and CV axels
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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
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[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

“Cleaning paste” for ceramic non-stick pans and for glass top stoves.

Can also be used on bathtubs, sinks, inside oven, bottoms of pots/pans...

It even works on stainless steel appliances. But use a stainless steel cleaner after wards to make them shiny

Its like magic!