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Hydrogen Peroxide to get blood out of clothes (I am a nurse....don't think the worse)
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Propane torch for killing flies.
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lmao

(wish I could use this on raccoons)



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 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


You really are a kindred spirit.. Raccoons wreak havok with my pawpaws, among other things...

Break Barrel 22's belong on this list as well. Love mine..
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Thank you! (I posted some green before seeing your response.)

______

Break Barrel 22? Hmm.

I have an old daisy without bb's. I keep thinking I should fix that situation, especially now that I live somewhere where it wouldn't seem much a bother to ANYONE.

I do have a bow and arrows...but, I'm pretty certain I'd miss, despite the critter's habit of standing there motionless, mocking me with his cute little eyes.

Maybe I shouldn't have started talking to him in the first place, because I get the feeling, with his cute little furry raccoon ears, he's hearing "hi there, rocky! Sure you can eat my bird seed" when, in fact, I'm saying: "You just won't quit, will you? Are you challenging me to get some buckshot or poison, to send you into Kingdom Come? Huh?"

Unfortunately, I had to go away for two weeks...only to return to him having broken into my porch screen to have a 14 day field day.

Not satisfied with birdseed, suet, and the array of planters he tore apart -some busted to smithereens- looking for raccoon gold...he actually tore open two packages of fescue lawn fix, just to spite me.

That Break Barrel 22 is piquing my interest at the moment.

Oh, whoa! What to do, what to do?

float


Ha!


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p.s.: pawpaw? In Jamaica those are sweetsops. I thought they were tropical. Hmm.

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And for kitty parents...

The Tidy Cats Breeze litter box is the best litter box system ever. No litter tracking. No smelly clumps
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Being an inspiration for others... shit, that works!

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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62566953


Well, fuck, fuck, FUCKETY FUCK FUCK!

What an f-ing fuking post!

My dearly departed hubby would buy you a beer, then pick your brain to see what makes you tick.

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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62566953


Well, fuck, fuck, FUCKETY FUCK FUCK!

What an f-ing fuking post!

My dearly departed hubby would buy you a beer, then pick your brain to see what makes you tick.

cheers
 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


YOU MEAN "TO SEE WHAT FUCKING MAKES HIM FUCK"
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- Rubbing alcohol to clean electrical contacts
- Spitting on coins when a vending machine keeps slipping them back to the return (makes them stick and go in proper)
- Spit again, and chalk, applied with one's finger, between pool billiard balls when spotting them. Spit makes the balls deflect the wrong way, chalk does the same in the opposite direction (pool shark trick, look it up)
- Peerblock (free program) for blocking many Govt and other agencies on the PC
- Borax water. Works as advertised and more
- Oil Pulling to restore teeth
- Using Milk of Magnesia for athlete' foot in a pinch. When I told a pharmacist a few days later, he laughed and though it was genius. MoM is pH of 10 and so it works that way.
- Teaching people to turn on their lights, with high beams, before starting their car in the winter. This takes the battery out of the frozen state it's in and gets the chemical reaction going through it instead. After that, car starts in one crank.
- Reflexology to cure people of ailments.

I'll come back and add more later!
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Okay, at a keyboard and monitor now (Hate sharing things on cellphone, lol) and can add a few more.

I would like to comment on a few of these and confirm from another poster. I deleted the ones that I never tried but confirming the below as a positive YES!

Ruger 10/22 .Reliable and cheap ammo. Everyone should have one. I agree and have fired Winchester 555 .22 ammo, purchased cheap as nothing at Walmart, through my Ruger 10/22 with both the 30 round banana clip and the 100 round drum with total success. No jams or misfires either!

VW air cooled motors. These fuckers just work, can be modified to pump water or compress air, cheap parts, and an idiot can repair them. What I miss about cars today, was not only the reliability of old cars, but sitting in the driveway, garage or street, hood up, tuning and working on an engine. The smell of oil and gasoline and attracting the men to come sit around, help and help drink the beers in the cooler and listening to the game on the radio or the girls to come around who would flirt with us guys while we actually looked like men, doing men things, wearing t-shirts and jeans. Yeah, those days are long gone.

Cast Iron cookware... get a good set and your good for life.

Toothache? Oil pulling works wonders..Swish with coconut oil, then saltwater. This confirms what I said about and I should have mentioned the salt and warm water as well, with extra parts salt.

Put your bacon in the oven, stop tryin to fry it... works like a charm. Started doing this about 15 years ago and never looked back. Comes out crispy and perfect with no splatter on the stove top.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62566953


- Vinegar keeps a boiling egg intact. Add a little to water and they won't crack. Makes easier to peel later too
- Kill weeds with boiling water on cracks of walkway. Add salt to it and it works even better
- I mentioned Borax Water above. Here's the info: [link to www.health-science-spirit.com]
- When parking in a garage, hang a tennis ball on string, where it would just touch the windshield so you know you are both in all the way and not hitting the back wall.
- The parsley that restaurants sometimes provide on your dish at a restaurant isn't just for garnish. It's for getting rid of bad breath when eating something with garlic or onions in it. If on a date, this can save you. Now that you know, you can always request a sprig from the waitress without letting your date know why, lol.
- For paper cuts, use Chapstick or similar lip balm. The wax closes it off to air so it neither stings or keeps splitting open.
- Use a walnut (or pecan) and rub over scratches on wood furniture and they will disappear. Learned this from my great aunt.
- A 6 muffin tin or pan is great for serving condiments in at a BBQ. Saves having to wash 6 individual bowls.
- Mechanic's trick. If don't have a funnel for pouring in oil, use a long screwdriver. The oil being thick, will grab onto and form a stream attached to the screwdriver and go right into the drain, then as it starts flowing and you're lined up with that hole, you can tip in and fill it right up!

Hope some of these help! :)
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I've cured many anomals with tumors by simply putting Organic Castor oil on the tumors twice daily liberally, and the tumors usually self destructed and went away within a week.

Makes you feel good when you save those poor animals without the harsh drugs and such.
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Coconut oil, just plain works on all things related to skin, very hydrating. Also, works on hair, just don't use too much.
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Im using too much tonight, why is that bad?
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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
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Fucking A
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Colloidal silver + syringe + cold sore.

Dead in it's tracks.
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Please post item or things you have used or done that worked or provided you an experience that was unexpectedly pleasant.

I tired that Australian Dream cream and it works far better than expected.
I did the VIP treatment at the New Atlanta NFL Stadium and it was amazing!

I’ll do more but I want to see what you got.
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Theraworx muscle cramp and spasm relief.

Works good if you have a lot of calcium in your water which creates a magnesium deficiency, which then causes muscle cramps.

Works good because it's absorbed through your skin instantly and right on top of the muscles that are cramping (legs usually)
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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62566953


Well, fuck, fuck, FUCKETY FUCK FUCK!

What an f-ing fuking post!

My dearly departed hubby would buy you a beer, then pick your brain to see what makes you tick.

cheers
 Quoting: esoteric Morgan


YOU MEAN "TO SEE WHAT FUCKING MAKES HIM FUCK"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77521133


No. How droll.


To see where his slant on language really comes from.

It has nothing to do with actual fucking, as much as it has to do with his fucking use of fucking expression.

Get your mind out of the gutter HIGH enough to see the ART in this.

Fuck.

Here...have a cold one:

cheers

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The Sun Joe 10 ton manual log splitter !! Sure beats mauling firewood @ 62 years young !!

I might have to maul some thicker logs to fit the carousl....but this machine is great ! Even tough I live in N. Florida, it gets cold here in the winter & I heat & cook w/ wood

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South FL.. have one of those myself.

I heat with wood, in the winter. normally only need a few weeks worth of wood. i use mostly Australian pine, acacia and oak.. splits em all without an issue.
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Kill any virus fast
H. CORDATA herb

This herb will probably eventually get pulled by big Pharma as well
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Cabbage, prepared any way (coleslaw, sauerkraut, boiled with kielbasa,etc) to reset your stomach bacteria.

Works awesome.

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Marijuana
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Maga Hats - They work exceptionally well at triggering lunatic lefties and liberals. Never seen anything else quite like it.
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I've cured many animals with tumors by simply putting Organic Castor oil on the tumors twice daily liberally, and the tumors usually self destructed and went away within a week.

Makes you feel good when you save those poor animals without the harsh drugs and such.
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Whitling Bliss Machine...shed 70 pounds with the flick of a finger.
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Hydrogen Peroxide to get blood out of clothes (I am a nurse....don't think the worse)
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For mouth wash too
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Whitling Bliss Machine...shed 70 pounds with the flick of a finger.
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Whirling Bliss Machine although it whittles, too. ;-)
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Hydrogen Peroxide to get blood out of clothes (I am a nurse....don't think the worse)
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That's so weird you posted this because I was just talking to my mom on the phone and telling her about hydrogen peroxide being better than any stain spray.
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Alcohol or hand sanitizer for permanent marker, learned that one when I was a kid at grocery store and we all had permanent markers for some reason to mark out coupons or something and they would get all over our uniform.
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Alcohol is also great for getting stains off of a hard surface floor.
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The fucking word fuck, is magic as fuck. In the English fucking language, fuck can be a fucking noun, verb, adverb, or fucking adjective.... this can be fuckingly useful to all of you fucks. This fucking shit works like a fucking charm, for fucks sake.
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Your mom...A complete failure.
Sad to be you.
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Go fuck yourself if you cant take a joke.
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Garlic as an antibiotic. Both topical and internal. It's also antiviral and antifungal.
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Also, internally, reduces your blood pressure. Started using garlic heavy after blood pressure was 144/90. 3 months later after a garlic regiment it was down to 108/60.
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How much per day?
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Dumbfuk, dont take health advice off this batshit site
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You're the dumb fuck. Garlic's blood pressure reducing and healing abilities are LEGENDARY and well documented, since ANTIQUITY>
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Phosphatidylserine
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Phosphorylated Serine is a better version, like Seriphos here:

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I take it to lower cortisol (in order to lower stress), and Phosphorylated Serine works faster than Phosphatidyl serine.
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Use something lint-free to apply Maximum strength Off insect repellent to cloudy plastic headlights to clear them up for a month. Generic repellent is fine as long it has 20% DEET if i remember correctly.