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Humans wearing 'teledildonic suits' can now have SEX with each other over the internet

 
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Humans wearing 'teledildonic suits' can now have SEX with each other over the internet
TELEDILDONIC. laughkiss me

The device would enable people separated by geography or, perhaps, disability to share intense sexual experiences. He explained: “When both partners are wearing the devices, a real-time exchange of emotions and corporeal feelings is possible.”

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GLP should weigh in on this. 5a
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If you can afford a teledildonic suit you can afford a plane ticket to get up on it in real life. jerkitlolsign
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John Spartan will tell you this isn't normal
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The future isn't what i expected
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The future isn't what i expected
 Quoting: Fractals


It's a brave new world
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But incels still won't get laid.


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Oh my...
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The future isn't what i expected
 Quoting: Fractals


It's a brave new world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73323337


Heh that it is...
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The future isn't what i expected
 Quoting: Fractals


It's a brave new world
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Looks like I'll end up on one of those "reservations", because I sure as hell won't be in a city with all of those crazy drugged out liberal drones.
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07/06/2019 11:18 AM
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Does it require sticking a dildo in my ass?
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07/06/2019 11:19 AM
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Hooray we're doomed.
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07/06/2019 12:05 PM
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Hooray we're doomed.
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don't strap it on so eagerly.
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Does it require sticking a dildo in my ass?
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If you're gay the company recommends buying the female suit, and just putting it on backwards.
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Wowie!
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Wowie!
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I wood do you so hard
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But incels still won't get laid.


rofl
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5a
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Wowie!
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I wood do you so hard
 Quoting: Edwood Shitterhands


Well what’s your wood gonna be like through a teledildo suit I wonder? Would I be able to feel your shitterhands leave chocolate kisses all over my body??

Is there a link to buy these things or see their specs?
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Wowie!
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I wood do you so hard
 Quoting: Edwood Shitterhands


Well what’s your wood gonna be like through a teledildo suit I wonder? Would I be able to feel your shitterhands leave chocolate kisses all over my body??

Is there a link to buy these things or see their specs?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


wtf
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Wowie!
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


I wood do you so hard
 Quoting: Edwood Shitterhands


Well what’s your wood gonna be like through a teledildo suit I wonder? Would I be able to feel your shitterhands leave chocolate kisses all over my body??

Is there a link to buy these things or see their specs?
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


wtf
 Quoting: Captain S >


I know right... I’m too scared to leave a reply
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Miss Bunny Swan

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07/12/2019 08:49 AM
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The age of pwhipping is coming to an end.
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GLP needs to start a donation pool to buy its own teledildonic suit and house it in the Telescope room so anyone can use it, too.
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Thought of this when i was 10
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the best thing about teledildonic suits is that there's no longer a 3-hole restriction!

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GLP needs to start a donation pool to buy its own teledildonic suit and house it in the Telescope room so anyone can use it, too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77283375


moshpit
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Its all fun and games until the suit gets hacked and you get teleraped......jizz sayin.....
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Does it require sticking a dildo in my ass?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70518382


If you're gay the company recommends buying the female suit, and just putting it on backwards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Cowlick


cruiser
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I can do this without a Frankenstein suit, and at any distance. FTW
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Re: Humans wearing 'teledildonic suits' can now have SEX with each other over the internet
TELEDILDONIC. laughkiss me

The device would enable people separated by geography or, perhaps, disability to share intense sexual experiences. He explained: “When both partners are wearing the devices, a real-time exchange of emotions and corporeal feelings is possible.”

[link to www.dailystar.co.uk (secure)]

GLP should weigh in on this. 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73848670


I flew over to NYC to see an AC big heavyweight fight decades ago and was at the after party and this was still very early expensive primitive internet period and some guy was telling me about this very thing using the same word and he also told me that what he called screen pimping (cam slutting) would be a mega business. I honestly thought he was a loon.
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Man, that would look weird on a resume...

(2019 - present)
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