Humans wearing 'teledildonic suits' can now have SEX with each other over the internet

If you can afford a teledildonic suit you can afford a plane ticket to get up on it in real life.

John Spartan will tell you this isn't normal

The future isn't what i expected

It's a brave new world

But incels still won't get laid.

Oh my...

Heh that it is...

Looks like I'll end up on one of those "reservations", because I sure as hell won't be in a city with all of those crazy drugged out liberal drones.

Does it require sticking a dildo in my ass?

Hooray we're doomed.

don't strap it on so eagerly.

If you're gay the company recommends buying the female suit, and just putting it on backwards.

Wowie!

I wood do you so hard

Well what’s your wood gonna be like through a teledildo suit I wonder? Would I be able to feel your shitterhands leave chocolate kisses all over my body??

Is there a link to buy these things or see their specs?

I know right... I’m too scared to leave a reply

The age of pwhipping is coming to an end.

Bill clinton

GLP needs to start a donation pool to buy its own teledildonic suit and house it in the Telescope room so anyone can use it, too.

Thought of this when i was 10

the best thing about teledildonic suits is that there's no longer a 3-hole restriction!

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Its all fun and games until the suit gets hacked and you get teleraped......jizz sayin.....

I can do this without a Frankenstein suit, and at any distance. FTW
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I flew over to NYC to see an AC big heavyweight fight decades ago and was at the after party and this was still very early expensive primitive internet period and some guy was telling me about this very thing using the same word and he also told me that what he called screen pimping (cam slutting) would be a mega business. I honestly thought he was a loon.

Man, that would look weird on a resume...

(2019 - present)
- VP of R&D at National Teledildonics