New Disney Movie “Coal Black”

The new Disney movie called “Coal Black” will be put on hold until new dwarfs can be found. Unfortunately the seven black dwarfs, Doper, Car Jacker, Crack Head, Wife Beater, Absent Daddy, Gary Coleman, and Webster say that they are on strike and refuse to say hi to any hoe, and they sure as fu;k ain’t going to work.

Disney has considered hiring new midgets for the film who will actually show up to film. A spokesman for Disney stated that they will continue to look at other options because finding decent black midgets has been a rough go. Some of the options Disney has discussed pursuing is the potential use of black face for white midgets.