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Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!

 
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It's about time someone stood up to the world's bully
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State mouthpiece.
 Quoting: ~Jazz~


(Slap on the forehead) how many of you am i supposed to deal with here?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Dude.
What are you doing?
Assimilate.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
~THE IRANIAN~

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(Slap on the forehead) how many of you am i supposed to deal with here?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Dude.
What are you doing?
Assimilate.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
 Quoting: MissCleo


So this is how westerners communicate? Why didn't you say that earlier. Oh dear.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Dude.
What are you doing?
Assimilate.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
 Quoting: MissCleo


So this is how westerners communicate? Why didn't you say that earlier. Oh dear.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~







Never seen a John Wayne movie? Punching eachother in the face is a sign of affection. The more chirp attacks and insults you just means he wants that Iranian ass in the worst way. They'd behead him in Saudi Arabia for his 'slant'.
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Dude.
What are you doing?
Assimilate.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
 Quoting: MissCleo


So this is how westerners communicate? Why didn't you say that earlier. Oh dear.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Yes. Western men affectionately call each other assholes, then laugh and look at boobs. It's like when dogs sniff each other's butts.... but how would you know, dogs are haram. hahahah.
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Ouch!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


That's what yer mom said.
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What's up doodz and doodetz? So now we have an Iranian toll plaza? Egypt has done went Jack Sparrow. Billion dollar coke bust to be re-distributed most likely. Pedo's here there and everywhere. Pelosi hittin tard hard on the race card.Earthquake gonna crack Cali in a couple days. Water/wind doom for us in the south. Vampires/demons are runnin nekid. What yall doin arguin about shit we can't stop? Don't matter, hope yall put some effort into some preps cause we got crop doom on the horizon aswell. I drove through some of the states affected back in April. Shit's fucked. Anyway, hold the one's you hold dear close and pray to the Most High. I love you guys on here, great place and good people, kinda argue like family does. hf

oh ps- those negative energy vampire fuckers feed off this shit and discourse, fuck em, let's starve their ass.

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Good! If GLP has to pay trolls, so should everyone else! banana2
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Forgot to ask: Will they sell you an EZPass? 5a
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we need to assemble an invasion force and sail it thru the straight just to tell them to fuck themselves
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Forgot to ask: Will they sell you an EZPass? 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36395920


Fastpass, like at Disney world, oh wait , nevermind. Those get you into slapfights with kin.
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Never question, refute, belittle, demean any staff actions. PERIOD.
 Quoting: Chip


It isn't the first time he's done that.
 Quoting: ~Jazz~


Excuse me?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Yeah...you're about to get the full GLP effect shoved up your pussy.

spock
 Quoting: Chip

1rof1
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It isn't the first time he's done that.
 Quoting: ~Jazz~


Excuse me?
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Yeah...you're about to get the full GLP effect shoved up your pussy.

spock
 Quoting: Chip

1rof1
0hsnapCAT
 Quoting: KIT 76127092


That was funny. C'mon Iranian dood. Everyone here is just messin with ya. You make for good convo, and hell, at least we get an in person viewpoint.
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The New Jerusalem Russ Calendar is good for the next thousand years and beyond.
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With my NJC I just know everything is going to be ok.
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Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
 Quoting: MissCleo


So this is how westerners communicate? Why didn't you say that earlier. Oh dear.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


Yes. Western men affectionately call each other assholes, then laugh and look at boobs. It's like when dogs sniff each other's butts.... but how would you know, dogs are haram. hahahah.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Naah you're disrespecting dogs, they're much more civilized.
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' And we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. 'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride. SHUT HIM UP! -Bill Hicks
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Iran is making them pay, it cost Alot to escort ships
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Iran is making them pay, it cost Alot to escort ships
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How half-assed backwards is that?

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toll? Iran is now violating international law...
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epiclol back to this thread?

There will be no toll, I will make sure they don't need to go through the straight anymore.

BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT EXIST.
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Dude.
What are you doing?
Assimilate.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Assimilate what exactly? They are attacking from everywhere. Need to stand strong!
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


No. No. No.

You are taking things personally and fighting. just stop. jezus. No one is attacking YOU. YOU. YOU.

Assimilate to Western conversation. Friendly banter and bullshitting and maybe have a cyber-beer and a few laughs. AND learn something. ffs.

Goddamn exhausting headache from your dumb shit. stop already.
 Quoting: MissCleo


So this is how westerners communicate? Why didn't you say that earlier. Oh dear.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~

No it's no.
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They must pay
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I don't understand why they just won't pay Iran a toll


It's only right