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Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!

 
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Send your ponzi trinkets to my manager for now.

She knows how to deal with them, I do not.

I never have, and never will give a shit about the money circus. I want to slay zombies.

That is why I hired her.
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Re: Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!
So, Ali Capone is the Supreme Leader of Iran now.
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So, Ali Capone is the Supreme Leader of Iran now.
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Oh no, that would be far more ideal than who you picked on the wheel of torture.

I do not believe in taking hostages or prisoners.
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Nice Western music, praise be to the Mahdi and the Prophet!
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My terrorist smoke breaks are now going to reach heart attack levels with the ponzi racket siting on top of its own pre planned fire trap if needs be.
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I love turning the tables fuckyeah5
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As if Iran has a right to exist. Lol...they don't.

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Re: Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!
We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

The Ayatollah
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We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

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howaboutno

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Didn't anyone read the article?

It clearly says that a 'member of parliament' said this. It is far from being a requirement.
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We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

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:howaboutno:
 Quoting: Chip


lucky

Literally..
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We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

The Ayatollah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77446801


:howaboutno:
 Quoting: Chip


If you use our waterway, you pay the toll. Its known as the Persian Gulf, right for time of Xerxes the Great.

And I like you beard, though its smaller than mine.

The Ayatollah
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Based on a quick check of ships currently traveling through the Strait of Hormuz, I find ships registered to the following countries:

Panama, Cyprus, Marshall Islands, Hong Kong, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Malta...as well as military ships from the UK and NATO.

I realize the actual owners of these ships could be based anywhere--but does Iran think they can just pull these ships to the side of the road and ask for a handout? Just how are they going to gather their "tolls"?


To me, it just shows how out of touch the leaders of Iran are with the rest of the World.
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Can middle east just go away and live their own civilization separately?
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Time to charge Iran for Oxygen.
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Re: Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!
Pay for protection? We ARE the fucking protection! YOU pay, Iran.
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Re: Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!
JIZYA

jizya is a tax on the infidel who is in Islamic lands. Legal under their LAW.

So technically, Iran can charge this tax by international standards.
Sure it's Mafia tactics (Muslims steal all concepts from other cultures and twist it to deviant application).

Look at this from Islamic point of view, this is not a declaration of WAR, it is enforcing local LAW.
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You will be meeting the crew soon.
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This is the same thing that brought about the Barbary pirates war (who were also Muslims)
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I am so NOT cheering for Iran.


But that IS big news.
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JIZYA

jizya is a tax on the infidel who is in Islamic lands. Legal under their LAW.

So technically, Iran can charge this tax by international standards.
Sure it's Mafia tactics (Muslims steal all concepts from other cultures and twist it to deviant application).

Look at this from Islamic point of view, this is not a declaration of WAR, it is enforcing local LAW.
 Quoting: MissCleo


NOW.

Saudi must obey the same LAW.
However, Saudi has been imposing this TAX on the us with the Petro-dollar in which we exchanged US MILITARY PROTECTION to them in exchange for.... PROTECTION of the infidels in the region.

Petro-Dollar was removed and now other countries want their piece of jizya paid to them.

See how this works?

(Iranian Ironman should verify this, otherwise he's an agent provocateur).
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Remember how the Norks trolled the West?

What was the result?

Same troll game except that the west couldn't survive $350/barrel ME oil.
Some Will. Some won't. So.......
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I love turning the tables fuckyeah5
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77800042


fuckyeah5fuckyeah5fuckyeah5
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Re: Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!
We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

The Ayatollah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77446801


howaboutno
 Quoting: Chip


If you use our waterway, you pay the toll. Its known as the Persian Gulf, right for time of Xerxes the Great.

And I like you beard, though its smaller than mine.

The Ayatollah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77446801


It's not your waterway. Dumbass. Dubai own's half of it.

I guess we'll just have to waste you.

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Iran knows Trump is a weak ass bitch. No different from Obama who allowed our sailors to be kidnapped without any repercussions. Iran is the chad bully, America is the beta loser.
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Millions of invaders entering America and Trump is diddling his junk..only a revolution or natural disaster will start change..but then all the billionaire's would control everything again..a cobalt nuclear bomb exchange would cleanse the earth of humans..then start again
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This is the same thing that brought about the Barbary pirates war (who were also Muslims)
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PIRATES. exactly.
(or Mafia, all stolen concepts from other cultures and twisted).

So how did the Kennedy's deal with the Mafia? They deregulated them and allowed them to crumble from within and Dapper Don and lots of other were murdered in the late 1980's.

How did the Crown deal with Pirates?
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We have right to exist and collect toll, as per the will of the Mahdi and the Prophet.

The Ayatollah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77446801


howaboutno
 Quoting: Chip


If you use our waterway, you pay the toll. Its known as the Persian Gulf, right for time of Xerxes the Great.

And I like you beard, though its smaller than mine.

The Ayatollah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77446801


NOT Iranian waters. International accord several eons ago established the Straits of Hormuz as international waters, belonging to no country. Look on chart 62392, plain as can be.
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Iran is planning to charge foreign ships a toll in exchange for "protection" across the Strait of Hormuz, a key trade route and a flashpoint in the escalating dispute between the United States and the Islamic Republic.

A member of the Iranian Parliament's presidium said foreign commercial entities should compensate Iran as "the true provider of security in the region and international waters,". Amirhossein Qazizadeh Hashemi claimed ships enter Iranian waters on their way through the strait and should therefore pay a toll.




Iran is planning to charge foreign ships a toll in exchange for "protection" across the Strait of Hormuz, a key trade route and a flashpoint in the escalating dispute between the United States and the Islamic Republic.

A member of the Iranian Parliament's presidium said foreign commercial entities should compensate Iran as "the true provider of security in the region and international waters." Amirhossein Qazizadeh Hashemi claimed ships enter Iranian waters on their way through the strait and should therefore pay a toll.


The Strait of Hormuz is a narrow, 21-mile waterway linking the Persian Gulf to the Gulf of Oman and greater Arabian Sea. About 18.5 million barrels of oil travel through the strait each day, accounting for 30% of the world's sea-traded oil. The waterway is considered crucial to global trade, but with a shipping lane only three miles long, it is also extremely vulnerable.
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The Toll is the SUB'S!
Anyone who challenges their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe and morally deformed , they will attack you they will slander you, they will seek to destroy your career and your family, they will seek to destroy everything about you ,including your reputation they will lie lie lie, they will do whatever is necessary!
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Waiting for Trump to helicopter onto a US Aircraft Carrier and have it steam right through the Strait of Hormuz with him waving on the top deck towards Iran. Relaxed, sitting in a lounge chair with a massive US flag draped over the side of the carrier facing Iran.

Fuck 'em.

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