Iran tells Trump : now you have to pay a toll and pay for protection if you want to use the straight of hormuz!

So, Ali Capone is the Supreme Leader of Iran now.

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JIZYA

jizya is a tax on the infidel who is in Islamic lands. Legal under their LAW.

So technically, Iran can charge this tax by international standards.
Sure it's Mafia tactics (Muslims steal all concepts from other cultures and twist it to deviant application).

Look at this from Islamic point of view, this is not a declaration of WAR, it is enforcing local LAW.

I love turning the tables

Iran knows Trump is a weak ass bitch. No different from Obama who allowed our sailors to be kidnapped without any repercussions. Iran is the chad bully, America is the beta loser.

This is the same thing that brought about the Barbary pirates war (who were also Muslims)

If you use our waterway, you pay the toll. Its known as the Persian Gulf, right for time of Xerxes the Great.

And I like you beard, though its smaller than mine.

The Ayatollah

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Iran is planning to charge foreign ships a toll in exchange for "protection" across the Strait of Hormuz, a key trade route and a flashpoint in the escalating dispute between the United States and the Islamic Republic.

A member of the Iranian Parliament's presidium said foreign commercial entities should compensate Iran as "the true provider of security in the region and international waters,". Amirhossein Qazizadeh Hashemi claimed ships enter Iranian waters on their way through the strait and should therefore pay a toll.




Iran is planning to charge foreign ships a toll in exchange for "protection" across the Strait of Hormuz, a key trade route and a flashpoint in the escalating dispute between the United States and the Islamic Republic.

A member of the Iranian Parliament's presidium said foreign commercial entities should compensate Iran as "the true provider of security in the region and international waters." Amirhossein Qazizadeh Hashemi claimed ships enter Iranian waters on their way through the strait and should therefore pay a toll.


The Strait of Hormuz is a narrow, 21-mile waterway linking the Persian Gulf to the Gulf of Oman and greater Arabian Sea. About 18.5 million barrels of oil travel through the strait each day, accounting for 30% of the world's sea-traded oil. The waterway is considered crucial to global trade, but with a shipping lane only three miles long, it is also extremely vulnerable.

Remember how the Norks trolled the West?

What was the result?

Same troll game except that the west couldn't survive $350/barrel ME oil.