manipulation

you are obviously ugly so the thing is quite suspicious

trow her some hot coffee in the face and screem: stop creaping me out pervert!
then run for cover like a 12 years old girl craying and bubbling incoherent things like she tried to rape you.

then the following day present yourself like mother theresa with red eyes and your layer to set a compensation from the company. Remember to stop and look into the void crying while you re-enact the daily harassment you have been object to.

while waiting for the cash buy a vacation in a resort all inclusive (alcohol included). while there use your sad story to get pity sex from women.