Something like this does not make you a theif. It's more like a gift from God.

That being said. I'd scoop up as much of it as I can and then I would call the news media and have them present as I returned it. Actually I'd return about 1/10th of it but nobody would know that, they would think I returned everything I had picked up.

Then I'd have somebody set up a go-fund-me page for me saying they just want to raise enough money to take me out to dinner or something as a reward. But since the news media filmed everything it would touch the hearts of millions and instead of just raising money to buy me dinner it would raise millions of dollars and I would live the rest of my life in luxury.

But of course I'd donate half of the money to Trinity so he could keep GLP going for eternity and would be free for everybody.