TRUE STORY


on one of my ABDUCTIONS

(yes you heard me right)((details added upon request))

2greys took me into a room

and there was a giant MANTIS

no joke

they told me he wanted to meet me personally.

As I approached...the MANTIS began to twitch excitedly
...

I got a little nervous.
The greys reassured me

and told me he just wanted to touch me

So....(NO joke)...as I walked up to him....he stuck out one claw

just thrust it out like he wanted to shake hands

so I touched it with my open palm.

Next thing I know....my brain is flooded with imagery of these mantis bugs
crawling all over each other in tunnels on another planet.

He told me that's how they communicate

by TOUCH.

100% serious