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If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 03:19 PM
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If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
I personally think women nowadays are almost worthless. I cook like a pro and I can clean and do small chores around the house. And most women nowadays are only interested in how to grow their facebook or twitter followers. They want men that can cook and clean and provide cash like an ATM. So if your main concern is pussy then trust me just buy a $500 doll from Ebay. What's the point of allowing a princess to live in your house. And if she is not satisfied with your service she can call the police on you and take your house away?
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07/11/2019 03:20 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
There are people who will punish you for that too.
Tous les autres peuples ont commis des crimes, les Juifs sont les seuls qui s'en soient vantés. Ils sont tous nés avec la rage du fanatisme dans le cœur, comme les Bretons et les Germains naissent avec des cheveux blonds. Je ne serais point étonné que cette nation ne fût un jour funeste au genre humain.
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07/11/2019 03:28 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Last time I allowed a woman to live in my house, it lasted just 10 days, no sex, and a $2500 moving expense, she chase me around the house shouting threatening to call police if I don't pay up. At first she wanted $5000. We negotiated down to $2500 to send her away peacefully. Lesson learned. Spent $700 on a doll after that. Never had a problem since. The TPE lasts forever if you bend the arms and legs back to coffin position after use.
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07/11/2019 03:29 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
500 for a doll?

A warm watermelon with a hole in it is way cheaper and feels even better than the real thing.

According to Brief....
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07/11/2019 03:31 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
I hear ya. Weird thing is the beautiful ones we all knew were crazy. Now the ugly ones have come out crazier than anyone knew. I guess we never really talked to them to know this early on.

Bang a hotty then her younger sister and move on. Doll for stay at home nights...

I was with my last for 10 years. While in hospital for snowmobile injury my wife and best friend took advantage of my absence. Piss on em. Better off with silicone and KY. Evil bitches!
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 03:31 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
I dont want anything the world has designed in sleep and death..
Create something new with the help of the father.
Or I'm killing you and dealing with the dhit storm later..
I am not your ripping boy
I am not your heavy load hauler
I just am...and I will never work for you..
I work for your dad..
X
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07/11/2019 03:32 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Nowadays you can spend $450 on ebay for a doll 165cm tall, which is like 5 feet 4 inches? And you can request to make the breasts hollow, so they jiggle like real breasts.
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07/11/2019 03:33 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
don't u mean hooker
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 03:35 PM
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I hear you OP!
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07/11/2019 03:35 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
And the best thing about dolls is they don't get old. They don't require health insurance. and you can have any size breasts. And when you are tired of a doll, just sell it on craigslist for $300 and buy another one.
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07/11/2019 06:07 PM
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07/11/2019 06:15 PM
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dragnet-facts45

So, you are fucking an inflatable bride and consider yourself a genius now, because you don´t need to spend money on pussy?
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07/11/2019 06:20 PM
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Yup, just the facts.
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07/11/2019 08:21 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Doll smells better, cleaner, no disease, no pregnancy, won't steal your shit, won't open the door for the cops...
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07/11/2019 08:28 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Buy some Socker Boppers and a can of Crisco. No need for an expensive doll.
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 08:31 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Sad shit here.

bert-facepalm
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07/11/2019 08:34 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
500 for a doll?

A warm watermelon with a hole in it is way cheaper and feels even better than the real thing.

According to Brief....
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glassesoff

waitwhat
john b
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07/11/2019 09:00 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Last time I allowed a woman to live in my house, it lasted just 10 days, no sex, and a $2500 moving expense, she chase me around the house shouting threatening to call police if I don't pay up. At first she wanted $5000. We negotiated down to $2500 to send her away peacefully. Lesson learned. Spent $700 on a doll after that. Never had a problem since. The TPE lasts forever if you bend the arms and legs back to coffin position after use.
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07/11/2019 09:11 PM
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Screw females. Whats are some good dolls for that price range?
DARTH SILIOUS

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07/11/2019 09:14 PM

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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
If you want either for just sex you are a mindless fuck who deserves neither.


It amazes me how stupid you worthless fucks are.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Or something
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 09:27 PM
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And dolls kiss better.
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07/11/2019 09:33 PM

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Sad shit here.

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Indeed.


optrust
The Abyss stares back...

Glp ping pong champ...
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 09:44 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Celibacy is a MUCH preferred option over a sex doll! Yikes!

But the weirdest, most perverse, destructive option is getting involved with a modern American female. It is easily the least appealing option of the three.
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07/11/2019 09:47 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
And the best thing about dolls is they don't get old. They don't require health insurance. and you can have any size breasts. And when you are tired of a doll, just sell it on craigslist for $300 and buy another one.
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It won't be long until there are female sex androids...Like the 'Cherry 2000'.
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07/11/2019 09:48 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Just get a dog at the pound. Thats what Trigger does.
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07/11/2019 09:50 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
Last time I allowed a woman to live in my house, it lasted just 10 days, no sex, and a $2500 moving expense, she chase me around the house shouting threatening to call police if I don't pay up. At first she wanted $5000. We negotiated down to $2500 to send her away peacefully. Lesson learned. Spent $700 on a doll after that. Never had a problem since. The TPE lasts forever if you bend the arms and legs back to coffin position after use.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77560114




Lmao, is this a bit post?!?! Wtf are you on about lololol!!!

If this is real, you're weird af,
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 09:51 PM
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Nowadays you can spend $450 on ebay for a doll 165cm tall, which is like 5 feet 4 inches? And you can request to make the breasts hollow, so they jiggle like real breasts.
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LINK-pls
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07/11/2019 09:53 PM
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[link to rover.ebay.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 09:58 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
And a doll won't cheat and fuck the repair man while you are at work nor your best friend.

And won't have interracial gangbangs behind your back while you are away on business.
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 09:58 PM
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Re: If you want a girlfriend or a wife just for the sex, trust me its better to just buy a doll.
BTW, those dolls are cold & don't move.

Gives you that Saville experience without the smell!

5a
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07/11/2019 09:59 PM
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