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GenX Dude
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I thought GLP was crazy...
At my preferred Pool/Billiards forum, there’s a running discussion on leveling the slate on pool tables. Now, this comes up every so often and the discussions can get quite heated...

...but today I was reading a post where some guy is seriously talking about leveling a table with instruments that rely on satellite data...

putin

1rof1

I had to come back here for some good old fashioned forum normalcy.

No one will read and this post will slide, but IDGAF and I just had to say something since I can’t say anything there...

Carry on.
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

*”Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Pool players’ axiom.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
At my preferred Pool/Billiards forum, there’s a running discussion on leveling the slate on pool tables. Now, this comes up every so often and the discussions can get quite heated...

...but today I was reading a post where some guy is seriously talking about leveling a table with instruments that rely on satellite data...

putin

1rof1

I had to come back here for some good old fashioned forum normalcy.

No one will read and this post will slide, but IDGAF and I just had to say something since I can’t say anything there...

Carry on.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Your post made me laugh. Doom break! Carry on!
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
At my preferred Pool/Billiards forum, there’s a running discussion on leveling the slate on pool tables. Now, this comes up every so often and the discussions can get quite heated...

...but today I was reading a post where some guy is seriously talking about leveling a table with instruments that rely on satellite data...

putin

1rof1

I had to come back here for some good old fashioned forum normalcy.

No one will read and this post will slide, but IDGAF and I just had to say something since I can’t say anything there...

Carry on.
 Quoting: GenX Dude


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77421124


chuckle

cheers
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Can you post the 'good luck with that' meme? And inform him he is just shit at pool?
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Your post made me laugh. Doom break! Carry on!
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


Thanks! :-)

hf
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Can you post the 'good luck with that' meme? And inform him he is just shit at pool?
 Quoting: Truth Ranger


I *could*, but he’s a professional player and a professional in the billiards industry, and I’ve mad respect for those guys.

cheers

And hey, you Snooker guys? Wow. Just... wow. Seriously.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Maybe someone here at GLP with the knowledge and the inclination could type up some satellite specs and alignment gobblydegook for you to copy and paste on the other site to help them out. Could be a hoot.

(But then they might ask you a question and you'd be like... ummm... hold on, I'll get back to you.)
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Can you post the 'good luck with that' meme? And inform him he is just shit at pool?
 Quoting: Truth Ranger


I *could*, but he’s a professional player and a professional in the billiards industry, and I’ve mad respect for those guys.

cheers

And hey, you Snooker guys? Wow. Just... wow. Seriously.
 Quoting: GenX Dude


I'm a snooker guy lol. But not one that thinks the earth curves in 12ft!!

I'll take money off pool players hussling in bars, and I'm a decent snooker player on my day. If you moan about the table in a pro environment you can't be that good at pool, the pockets are like buckets!! Funny stuff tho, I've been there in clubs.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Now what do they think?
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Maybe someone here at GLP with the knowledge and the inclination could type up some satellite specs and alignment gobblydegook for you to copy and paste on the other site to help them out. Could be a hoot.

(But then they might ask you a question and you'd be like... ummm... hold on, I'll get back to you.)
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


cruise

We should get Dr. Astro!
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

*”Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Pool players’ axiom.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Maybe someone here at GLP with the knowledge and the inclination could type up some satellite specs and alignment gobblydegook for you to copy and paste on the other site to help them out. Could be a hoot.

(But then they might ask you a question and you'd be like... ummm... hold on, I'll get back to you.)
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


Or they could just use that thing with the little bubble in it
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Now what do they think?
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Don’t know. I’ve read the forum out for the day. They’ll continue back and forth over it though that’s for sure.

One thing that’s kind of cool is that they’ll let one another ‘have it’ and a couple days later they’re cutting up again like nothing happened.

I mostly lurk as a lot of those guys and dolls are pros. They are extremely helpful when anyone has a question.
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

*”Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Pool players’ axiom.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Remember in a mad world the crazy man is sane .

Be happy and laugh at as much stuff as is possible.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Most people think their smart phone relies on satellite tech to work, or that google maps is being transmitted via satellite. People are getting dumbed down and it’s no accident.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Maybe someone here at GLP with the knowledge and the inclination could type up some satellite specs and alignment gobblydegook for you to copy and paste on the other site to help them out. Could be a hoot.

(But then they might ask you a question and you'd be like... ummm... hold on, I'll get back to you.)
 Quoting: Renaissance Woman


Or they could just use that thing with the little bubble in it
 Quoting: jinntintin


chuckle

The Starrett levels are an extremely controversial topic, believe it or not. They’ll jump your tail in an instant over a brief mention.

They’ll argue about the true level of engineering levels (like Starretts) literally to the ten-thousandths, post after post, pro and con.

I feel like I don’t really have OCD when I read there - lol
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

*”Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Pool players’ axiom.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Remember in a mad world the crazy man is sane .

Be happy and laugh at as much stuff as is possible.
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Absolutely!!!

Life is just too short, ain’t it?

cheers
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

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First world problems, right?.....charlie


Heh, what's wrong with shoving a match book under the table to level it?....1rof1
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*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

*”Hope is not a strategy.” ~ Pool players’ axiom.
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First world problems, right?.....charlie


Heh, what's wrong with shoving a match book under the table to level it?....1rof1
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1rof1

I should create an alt account and forcefully push this in as the only truly legitimate solution!
*I don’t give red karma. If I don’t like what you say, I suck it up and move on. Down with Snowflakeism.

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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
..Good Thread (OP) Idol1bump
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First world problems, right?.....charlie


Heh, what's wrong with shoving a match book under the table to level it?....1rof1
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


1rof1

I should create an alt account and forcefully push this in as the only truly legitimate solution!
 Quoting: GenX Dude



MELTDOWN ALERT!!!!...........siren2
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under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
Straight lines don't exist unless earth is flat.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
due to moisture content in the soil,varying over seasons,the table will never experience true level.im sorry to disappoint the pool gods.
a ten foot thick slab of concrete poured on a bedrock foundation may give your friend some mental relief though.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
At my preferred Pool/Billiards forum, there’s a running discussion on leveling the slate on pool tables. Now, this comes up every so often and the discussions can get quite heated...

...but today I was reading a post where some guy is seriously talking about leveling a table with instruments that rely on satellite data...

putin

1rof1

I had to come back here for some good old fashioned forum normalcy.

No one will read and this post will slide, but IDGAF and I just had to say something since I can’t say anything there...

Carry on.
 Quoting: GenX Dude


Thanks, I may have to call in a favor if things do not start happening.

Five lucky stars!
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Ohh wait that is just me trying to skip a college class. I know how to use Excel, put that on my resume.

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I just saved 6 college credits.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
The world sure is retarded...

GPS... Pfff

Nothing more accurate than a optical level...

Dont worry, they only level´d up their display of idiocy...
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
At my preferred Pool/Billiards forum, there’s a running discussion on leveling the slate on pool tables. Now, this comes up every so often and the discussions can get quite heated...

...but today I was reading a post where some guy is seriously talking about leveling a table with instruments that rely on satellite data...

putin

1rof1

I had to come back here for some good old fashioned forum normalcy.

No one will read and this post will slide, but IDGAF and I just had to say something since I can’t say anything there...

Carry on.
 Quoting: GenX Dude


Obsessives need something to obsess about. Think of it as the anorexia of billiards. And keep in mind a poor workman blames his tools; the satellite level guy won't be any better and he'll move on to the weight distribution, and concentricity of his cues next.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
That would work because the earth is flat. Satellites are all the same height over the ground. That’s how GPS works.
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Re: I thought GLP was crazy...
sorry, i'm retarded.