One time when I was in jail, I gave my towels and shampoo to an inmate, he was probably homeless also. I was only there for less then 12 hours because I was dumb and got arrested for less than a roach. The cop that arrested me was a retired Marine. Told me don't worry this is like being in the military.

But I ate the lunch ham and cheese sandwich it was really good they even had cool aid. Played some cards then got out. It was hard to sleep cuz the lights are always on in jail. So idk if that counts. I just answered yes sir to the judge on the video cam. Now here I am, eating a ham sandwich.