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Giant hog in our driveway !

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/11/2019 06:45 PM
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Are you going to shoot it and put it in the freezer?

Would make a fantastic supply of meat.
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07/11/2019 06:46 PM

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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Looks like female large tits ,must have piglets ,let her live enjoy life. I'm sure you have plenty of food, killing for pleasure is a sin, hits you back in a way or another, bad karma.
I grew on farm, we never slaughter a sow like this during gestation, lactation/breastfeeding, meat is not good.

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BACON!!!
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07/11/2019 06:52 PM

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BACON!!!
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It's a pretty dirty wild pig, but all hogs are dirty animals....

Enjoy your mystery bacon.

I like my bacon from the butcher.

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07/11/2019 07:04 PM

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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Looks like female large tits ,must have piglets ,let her live enjoy life. I'm sure you have plenty of food, killing for pleasure is a sin, hits you back in a way or another, bad karma.
 Quoting: Hermit 48


kingGoodwill

That's his dick. His balls are the size of grapfruits.

Yeah, need a 120 grain or larger bullet, good quality--not real soft or frangible, .270 on up.

If you can smell him, he won't be good to eat. He is 400# plus. Will take 2-3 guys to move him.

Here's a nearly 300# boar from my driveway. He had no odor and the meat was excellent.



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07/11/2019 07:15 PM

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A couple months ago they issued a warning not to eat them in MO...I don't remember why, just remember hearing it on the news
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07/11/2019 07:18 PM
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Thought for a minute that you may have been talking about your mother in-law, OP. ; )
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Now that is fu$kin funny
 Quoting: Wild Edibles


Have my mother in law eviscerate it with a consecrated athame. Only problem is if she get nicked the ichor will prevent plant growth on your lawn and possibly poison your children for up to sixty years.
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07/11/2019 07:19 PM

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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Looks like female large tits ,must have piglets ,let her live enjoy life. I'm sure you have plenty of food, killing for pleasure is a sin, hits you back in a way or another, bad karma.
 Quoting: Hermit 48


kingGoodwill

That's his dick. His balls are the size of grapfruits.

Yeah, need a 120 grain or larger bullet, good quality--not real soft or frangible, .270 on up.

If you can smell him, he won't be good to eat. He is 400# plus. Will take 2-3 guys to move him.

Here's a nearly 300# boar from my driveway. He had no odor and the meat was excellent.



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 Quoting: MarPep

Dang,my bad watching on my phone screen,i saw tits :)
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07/11/2019 07:29 PM
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I promise to leave when marijuana is legalized. Sorry about your lawn.
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drugs are legal.the moment olbummer had the two cia guys released from custody,along with their cocaine,down in texas.14th amendment to constitution.equal protection under the law.
Mental Case

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07/11/2019 07:31 PM
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Go get a garbage can full of ice now, so you can cool the meat as soon as you kill it.
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07/11/2019 07:42 PM
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Get him what ? Some Wendy's ?

God I love Wendy's

She's pretty hot

But NOT hotter than HELL ITSELF !!!


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Scary video!

A lot of truth there...
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Go get a garbage can full of ice now, so you can cool the meat as soon as you kill it.
 Quoting: Mental Case


Good advice. Toss a couple of quarts of corn where he will present the best shot. Moon is now 75% full, will be full in 5 days. 9 pm to 1 am is a good time to be watching. These old boars seldom feed before dark. They are smart and have uncanny noses for smelling a man.
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07/11/2019 08:03 PM

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Thanks, I have to get rid of this big guy. My wife and dog go walking every day and I don’t want them crossing path with him.
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Wild Edibles  (OP)

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07/11/2019 08:08 PM

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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Looks like female large tits ,must have piglets ,let her live enjoy life. I'm sure you have plenty of food, killing for pleasure is a sin, hits you back in a way or another, bad karma.
I grew on farm, we never slaughter a sow like this during gestation, lactation/breastfeeding, meat is not good.
 Quoting: Hermit 48


You grew up on a farm and you can’t see it’s a male. He has giant balls
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07/11/2019 08:18 PM
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Are you going to shoot it and put it in the freezer?

Would make a fantastic supply of meat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77411927


Have you ever tasted boar meat? YUK!!

We raised a hog with an undescended testicle, thinking it was castrated, and even the smell of the meat cooking ran everyone out of the house. Even the cured meats like ham and bacon were foul, and we had several hundred pounds of it!
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07/11/2019 08:26 PM

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The solution calls for a 12ga. and some marinade......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77699866


No, 308. Do not attempt to shoot that big bad boy with some peashooter. Maybe a 12ga slug, but you wanted to eat him?
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07/11/2019 08:26 PM

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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Are you going to shoot it and put it in the freezer?

Would make a fantastic supply of meat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77411927


Have you ever tasted boar meat? YUK!!

We raised a hog with an undescended testicle, thinking it was castrated, and even the smell of the meat cooking ran everyone out of the house. Even the cured meats like ham and bacon were foul, and we had several hundred pounds of it!
 Quoting: Tree of Life


Ya, an old big boer is probably not good to eat
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Wild Edibles  (OP)

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07/11/2019 08:28 PM

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The solution calls for a 12ga. and some marinade......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77699866


No, 308. Do not attempt to shoot that big bad boy with some peashooter. Maybe a 12ga slug, but you wanted to eat him?
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Probably just cook some up to feed our chickens. Good protein for them
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07/11/2019 08:32 PM
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
ive killed all sizes,all ages,never had a stench.dont get piss on the meat.
they aint as meaty as you think.they mostly bone and guts.thats why you butcher domesticated.they are gentically better cuts and more meat on ribs.
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07/11/2019 09:11 PM
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FREE BACON
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As I've explained several times over. It's only the pro-globalists that are getting fucked over. Happens all the time, when you get to know who the victim was it's always a green party member or socialist.

The people that are anti-immigration are on guard against the foreigners and will not be taken advantage of. The foreigners which are a type of predator will always go the path of least resistance. Those that tried going some other way ended up in serious trouble.

I see the same thing all over the world.
I mean what people is it that gets in trouble with immigrants and blacks in the US? The libtards. They think that "all people are the same" and that's a lie.

Kinda like the lies pushed on many of the "christians" that they are supposed to let themselves get murdered by satans children. So they get murdered without doing any type of resistance. Fake pastors (satanists cosplaying as pastors) taught them that crap.

As soon as the children of the devil meet resistance they go the route of the least resistance.
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Y'all saying it's free bacon: hell noooooo! Those things are FULL of worms. Do NOT eat it!
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07/11/2019 10:15 PM
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This big wild boer has been in our driveway every night this week. I think I’ll set out there tonight and try and get him.
 Quoting: Wild Edibles


Not to be that guy, but it is "boar", not "boer". A boar is wild pig/adult male pig. A Boer is a South African Farmer of Dutch/Afrikaner descent.
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07/11/2019 10:21 PM
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Y'all saying it's free bacon: hell noooooo! Those things are FULL of worms. Do NOT eat it!
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Grind it up as chicken feed.

But if you want to eat it, remove the organs, especially the gall bladder, as soon as possible, dress it down and either spit it or smoke and salt it thoroughly.

You can also just wrap it up in grape leaves and mud and either put it whole in a wood fired oven or bury it in a pit fire lined with flat rocks for a day or so. It will be completely cooked, yet very tender and all parasites DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!
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What about making a "pigapult" and fling it into the next neighborhood?

You could borrow the battle-bot "BRONCO"!
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Re: Giant hog in our driveway !
Similar sized monster hog in my driveway. He has left for a while, and I've neglected the cameras.


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is it's head mounted on the wall yet?
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07/12/2019 12:25 AM
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We used to kill hogs with 22 shorts. I killed about a dozen first time I had to do it during hog killing season.
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bacon
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07/12/2019 04:45 AM

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This big wild boer has been in our driveway every night this week. I think I’ll set out there tonight and try and get him.
 Quoting: Wild Edibles


Not to be that guy, but it is "boar", not "boer". A boar is wild pig/adult male pig. A Boer is a South African Farmer of Dutch/Afrikaner descent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76108041


Thank you for that, I don’t normally use the word.
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