I need to get laid. Just made a tinder.

How common of you

What do you mean

Thread: I made a tinder profile and put Fandango Ranger in my bio

Oh snap
Wish me luck bro

Are you in south Louisiana?
Are you looking for hurricane panic sex?
You could help bring my tomato plants in.

:lunalaugh:

Go to hell, one star, you're not worth reporting to the mods.

Enjoy your gay thread.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 07/11/2019 10:18 PM

Sad.

Getting laid used to be fucking normal in a proper civilization.

Now the young people have to go to their fucking phone for fake human contact.

And wow check out this hot person from the other side of the planet! So cool!

Louis, would you kindly remove me from your Buddy List?
Thank you.

There was a girl that was chopped up into 14 pices on her tinder date.

Enjoy your crabs. Tinder is for the lazy. You want an easy lay? Go to the bar and get a bar fly. Not hard to find

Real men and women can get laid whenever they wish, or not if they are chaste and their beliefs lend to them higher morals.

This piece of trash seeks self actualization and a false sense of self-worth through the acceptance of others.

Good luck with that, we visualize your failure and inevitable return home in tears behind rejection by others that will forever be beyond your reach.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 07/11/2019 10:26 PM

FIFY

No problem, I take umbrage behind idiot posts and have zero respect for illegal invaders.

Pal of mine suggested Tinder to me, but I’d find it pretty weird meeting a stranger for a fuck - esp when sober. I can’t help but think those kinds of gals are BPD and would make rape allegations.

Not worth it.

Wish me luck goof folks !

Oh, now you're definitely gonna get laid with a tinder profile. All the guys on tinder get laid. Man, I make six figures and can't get laid! If YOU get laid, it must have been a dude with a sex change. Also known as a female with the sex drive of a MAN. Muahahaha!

Just gotta go up to a hoe and ask if she wants to have wild monkey sex while on a shit ton of drugs and you dont even need a tinder to do it.

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Ima start using that one lmao hahahaha , made me laugh so good! HAHAHA



How Common of you lmao , im dead

Canada? where?

Not worth the STDs.

yup

Enjoy your herpes!

How much is the disability payments for having no hands?

I think the planet of the apes guy got the aids from the monkeys!!!

I matched with a cute lady. Things going good so far