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Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!

 
Barry the Destroyer
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07/12/2019 08:32 AM
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Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
and don't let the Feds blow the dikes, cut the cell tower cables, and go door to door confiscating your guns...
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Crazy what crap gets pinned and what gets shuffled.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
and don't let the Feds blow the dikes, cut the cell tower cables, and go door to door confiscating your guns...
 Quoting: Barry the Destroyer 77099820


Thanks for the PIN!!

ogrrr is going to wreak havoc on you...
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
LoL hurricane name is actually Barry
That's funny. Yeah I heard NOLA was gonna get it bad.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
LoL hurricane name is actually Barry
That's funny. Yeah I heard NOLA was gonna get it bad.
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Barry is phonetically the same as: BURY, as in the region or its people...
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UH
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
BIG GONER!...IT AINT COMMIN BACK DIS TIME ...SONNY.
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07/12/2019 10:28 AM
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Crazy what crap gets pinned and what gets shuffled.
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Not to mention what gets shadow banned.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Gawd, my heart goes out to folks down there.

Folks having to deal w/ flooding....grab golf clubs. You are likely gonna' need it when snakes seek higher ground. Ol' timers already know this routine.
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm
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Is the Cajun Navy ready??
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Crazy what crap gets pinned and what gets shuffled.
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Not to mention what gets shadow banned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72610932



Both of you -



fourwords



It's doom. Slow, assured doom. Louisiana is FUCKED.
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. .


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


I'm only happy when it rains...


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Is the Cajun Navy ready??
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Always
eekers
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Crazy what crap gets pinned and what gets shuffled.
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Not to mention what gets shadow banned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72610932



Both of you -



fourwords



It's doom. Slow, assured doom. Louisiana is FUCKED.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


lmao

i love you
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Fuck that entire god damn area. Fucking move, fuck your underwater shitty engineered lowland piles of shit.

Holy fuckin shit, why do we continuously have raise the nations insurance rates, appropriate emergency funding time and time again so these hill billy redneck dumb fucks can rebuild entire towns.

Same for the rest of the coast dwellers who get a new and or refurbed house every few years when another hurricane hits. Fuck off.

Jesus fuck.
Too Dark Park™ Two
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Crazy what crap gets pinned and what gets shuffled.
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Not to mention what gets shadow banned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72610932



Both of you -



fourwords



It's doom. Slow, assured doom. Louisiana is FUCKED.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


lmao

i love you
 Quoting: eekers



/Slow, heavy metal music plays


awwwyeeeah blwkss

Last Edited by Too Dark Park™ Two on 07/12/2019 11:13 AM
Disclaimer: Not a dude. I've tits and a ladyboner. .


"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted."


I'm only happy when it rains...


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07/12/2019 11:14 AM
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
LoL hurricane name is actually Barry
That's funny. Yeah I heard NOLA was gonna get it bad.
 Quoting: eekers


We also had a Harry isn’t it interesting. Two names both destructive.
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07/12/2019 11:30 AM
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
getcha kayaks ready
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BIG GONER!...IT AINT COMMIN BACK DIS TIME ...SONNY.
 Quoting: UH 74785742


THIS WILL

CHANGE
THE FUCKING


MAPS! B 4 AUGUST! I GAUHR UN TEE!
Joe in Joshua Tree

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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Just checked the radar of Barry and it looks like it's mostly offshore, gaining strength especially it's rain, and moving very slow ... if at all.

Trouble is... once it forms to a hurricane it's not going to move hardly at all. If just the tip or edge of Barry hangs out (say on New Orleans) they literally could get 3 feet of rain. Maybe more.

Guess what race can't swim?
Joe in Joshua Tree
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Shave your families!


Get to da dome!


Sean Penn is on da way!


Don't forget your roof hole chopping axe when ya go to da attic!
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07/12/2019 01:17 PM
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Yep get out now and run to the hills.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Sheltering in place... I have supplies. Just waiting now.

I even have tomato plants to bring in this time around.
The babies are about two inches tall.
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07/12/2019 03:21 PM
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
I live in new orleans,gonna tell you right now. we will flood but not as bad as one thinks.some people are partying tonight for the storm,lol Its just water and we can rebuild,and we will. now in commiefornia, you cant prepare for a earthquake
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Fuck that entire god damn area. Fucking move, fuck your underwater shitty engineered lowland piles of shit.

Holy fuckin shit, why do we continuously have raise the nations insurance rates, appropriate emergency funding time and time again so these hill billy redneck dumb fucks can rebuild entire towns.

Same for the rest of the coast dwellers who get a new and or refurbed house every few years when another hurricane hits. Fuck off.

Jesus fuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77810733



A very short play by Mrs. Honoria Ballsnatch, first presented at the NoWill Second Nondemonianal Church and billards hall:

Stalwart son of the South Declaims

"But mah fambly has always libbed by de ribber. And we will live by de ribber till we die."

(water)

Drowns.

The end.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
and don't let the Feds blow the dikes, cut the cell tower cables, and go door to door confiscating your guns...
 Quoting: Barry the Destroyer 77099820


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07/12/2019 03:53 PM
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
I propose a phase out period of 5 years for people to evacuate flood plains or flood zones or frequent storm ravaged areas and move to more secure inland areas which will be a one time government subsidized exodus.

Federal / state governments will no longer provide insurance or any humanitarian assistance for those who choose to live in frequently flooded or storm areas.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
I propose a phase out period of 5 years for people to evacuate flood plains or flood zones or frequent storm ravaged areas and move to more secure inland areas which will be a one time government subsidized exodus.

Federal / state governments will no longer provide insurance or any humanitarian assistance for those who choose to live in frequently flooded or storm areas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35190576


That makes too much sense.
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
I hope the city doesn't flood for one reason - it will mean another diaspora of violent criminal nogs across the southeast. We don't need that crap again. People will not welcome these animals a second time.
"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement. Oh, the humanity!"
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Re: Batten down the hatches...Big Easy!!
Living below sea level is not a great idea; gravity + water will get you every time.

You have my prayers. rose