No matter where i put my coffee cup down at work

How about this one... before I was married I noticed whenever I would start dating someone all the chicks that were always “out of my league” would suddenly start paying attention to me, saying nice things, going out of their way to talk to me... flirting.. then break up and like magic they vanish.

I think you're a little OCD. Most stuff we come in contact doesn't harm us. Some stuff is worth taking precautions over, but unless Ebola is going around your office, I don't think protecting your coffee cup is worth it.

Scatologic.

Maybe we can somehow set a trap that knocks over the coffee cup when a hidden laser is obstructed from making contact with the reviving end and you can blame the offender for getting too close to your coffee

The devils in them do it intentionally, the devils know you hate that shit so they do it to piss you off in the hopes you will cause a scene and get you fired.

Get one of those cups with a lid. There's ceramic ones.

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Lots of beer and steamed broccoli. When the hoverers approach, just squeak out an SBD. After a few of those, they'll stop bothering you.

You ever burned down a place? :D

I'm damn close!

Problem solved....

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You need a covfefe lid op

Healthcare?

It doesn't matter what I eat, it's always a BFD. I couldn't care less what people eat and I would feel like an ass if I acted like them. It's like I'm eating cow brains and hog balls or something. Then if it's something they like, their fingers are in it.

I've been told they're doing it because they know it bothers me, but it was going on for years at different jobs even before it finally started to piss me off.

Holy crap I love this thread! This is my life too.

No they won't. They will follow you around so they can talk to each other about it every time you fart.

I don't really think it's about the germs. OP is just wondering wtf is going on.

seta book,tablet (or a clip board...)flat on it


I know: you can'tafford an iPad either!

Project a cone of repulsion around said cup

Make it pointy and full of stingyness


Works every time

Do it to the seats next to you on the bus

Good times

This thread is my laugh of the day!

No your just OCD get over it.

Actually... this is how we are taught lessons

It happens all the time but people go through life unawares and so many opportunities are missed.

How it works...

The same problem, event or obstacle will present itself repeatedly



Level 1 - Pay attention to internal and external environment

Level 2 - Become aware of any obstacles

Level 3 - Actively seek a solution.

Level 4 - Apply solution



Apparently...moving your cup does not fix the problem.

Think of a better solution and actually apply it.

Once you've solved this problem...there will be another obstacle that will eventually present itself


Part of the lesson is being aware and actively SEEKING knowledge and ideas and applying what you've learned

The vast majority go through life on auto-pilot and completely miss these recurring events. And the few who do see them dismiss them as happenstance.

Apply your solution and the pattern will stop occurring..

I know it sounds woo-woo. But anyone paying attention will start to see beyond the "coincidences"

Why don't you just say excuse me and move your cup away from them, and cup your hand over it so people will start to realize. Or be like, "yoah, quit breathing on my shit"

Is this your mug?
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Simple:
Have 2 cups.

They rim it with their Pecker when you're not looking.

they love the smell of coffee so they stick their nose right over your cup of coffee.

Super Post.
Also when on a bus, pick someone in front of you and just stare very hard at the back of their head. Watch them get uncomfortable.

Oh i do. I make it very obvious that im having to go out of my way to get my cup lol. Sometimes its the same offender multiple times that day!

THIS IS THE ONLY SOLUTION WE CAN MOVE FORWARD WITH

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