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I am a top psychiatrist. I will diagnose your problem for free if you have one.

 
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It seems you are upset about the cows? Tell me more.
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Or the bulls?
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How is ptsd defeated?
TIA
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My husband will not let me finish a sentence and talks on top of me. He insists if anything is successful that it was his idea. He tells me what I am thinking and then gets mad and starts arguing when I did not say a word.
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You are chip.

And you need a psychiatrist.
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I have a problem with these people on the left.. well doc.. I think they are dicks.
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I have mad cows disease.
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[link to community.seattletimes.nwsource.com]

Well if you impersonating a doctor...it looks like they don’t do too much jail time if no real harm happens.
See the good. Prepare for the bad. And enjoy right now.
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Wimmin are hormone driven, shrieking, grasping bitches.

Diagnose me.
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How is ptsd defeated?
TIA
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You will need to show the veteran the New Jerusalem Russ Calendar and tell them they are working to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth and have them move forward peacefully working to build it up so that people stop killing each other.
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Oh yeah.
This guy's legit.

chuckle
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Yes. I am actually sitting behind the curtain - watching the audience and facepalming.

"Cause an owl can see things in the dark" - Some AC
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My husband will not let me finish a sentence and talks on top of me. He insists if anything is successful that it was his idea. He tells me what I am thinking and then gets mad and starts arguing when I did not say a word.
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Print out a New Jerusalem Russ Calendar and sit down and discuss it with him.
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You misspelled psychotic.
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I have a problem with these people on the left.. well doc.. I think they are dicks.
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Be more specific
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How is ptsd defeated?
TIA
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You will need to show the veteran the New Jerusalem Russ Calendar and tell them they are working to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth and have them move forward peacefully working to build it up so that people stop killing each other.
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Pffffftttt.....bsflag
For anybody that wants REAL help ABANDON this poser OP.
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My wife is a nag. I give brilliant ideas and she tries to take credit for them. She is always hungry so I give suggestions for dinner then she thinks I called her fat. Today she even pulled a chicken wing from her cleavage that is three days old and began eating it.
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Let’s begin
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Wimmin are hormone driven, shrieking, grasping bitches.

Diagnose me.
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So you are a woman or a guy dealing with a woman?
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I have a problem with these people on the left.. well doc.. I think they are dicks.
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Be more specific
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well ummm.. I get triggered sometimes.. ya know.
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How is ptsd defeated?
TIA
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You will need to show the veteran the New Jerusalem Russ Calendar and tell them they are working to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth and have them move forward peacefully working to build it up so that people stop killing each other.
 Quoting: NJR 28475994


Pffffftttt.....bsflag
For anybody that wants REAL help ABANDON this poser OP.
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I diagnose your mental illness as spiritually blind.
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Let’s begin
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You misspelled psychotic.
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Try to get past that. Go ahead with your diagnosis.

Wimmin are mindless and have no capacity to think.
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I have a problem with these people on the left.. well doc.. I think they are dicks.
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Be more specific
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well ummm.. I get triggered sometimes.. ya know.
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About what exactly?
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My wife is a nag. I give brilliant ideas and she tries to take credit for them. She is always hungry so I give suggestions for dinner then she thinks I called her fat. Today she even pulled a chicken wing from her cleavage that is three days old and began eating it.
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I diagnose your mental as illness as being a jokester.
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Let’s begin
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You misspelled psychotic.
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Try to get past that. Go ahead with your diagnosis.

Wimmin are mindless and have no capacity to think.
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Oh, I almost forgot. Wimmin multitask in order to try to hide their inability to focus upon anything for more than 3 seconds.
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Let’s begin
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You misspelled psychotic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75471147


Try to get past that. Go ahead with your diagnosis.

Wimmin are mindless and have no capacity to think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


Oh, I almost forgot. Wimmin multitask in order to try to hide their inability to focus upon anything for more than 3 seconds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


A lot of women look down at their “man” because he does not work to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth for the children. Talk to her about it.
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You misspelled psychotic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75471147


Try to get past that. Go ahead with your diagnosis.

Wimmin are mindless and have no capacity to think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


Oh, I almost forgot. Wimmin multitask in order to try to hide their inability to focus upon anything for more than 3 seconds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


A lot of women look down at their “man” because he does not work to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth for the children. Talk to her about it.
 Quoting: NJR 28475994


How do you build the Kingdom of God on Earth? Anything more than with your imagination?
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Ok, I will bite. But not for me, for my wife. She thinks she's full of worms - microscopic worms - nematodes, or whatever. She's had every kind of test - up the rear, down the throat, MRI's and Cat scans of her heart (heart worms) and periotoneal area. She believes that the cows in the field near our house have worms (and the do and they get Ivermectin) and that the cow poop got into the water and in our well and comes in the house. She thinks the dog is sick, that I am sick (though I feel fine), the kids are sick and she is sick. She's been Baker Acted (locked up for being a threat to herself) a couple of times. One psychiatrist who spent 4 hours with her says she's not crazy, just needs counseling (so we did that for six months - no effect). One says she's bipolar and one says she's not skitsophrenic, but something like that. She had used CIPRO when she first went crazy. Doc's have put her on Tizanidine which I think helped make her crazy, plus they have given her other drugs that I think made her crazy. She's pulled out the metal tines on the a/c unit, thinking those were worms, she's destroyed drywall in the house thinking it was worms, she's destroyed concrete on the porch and floors thinking the worms made cocoons. She's gotten better since I stopped letting her act like an adult and go to the doctor whenever she wants ( I don't let her get any drugs without me approving it first). But, she still thinks she, me, the kids and the dogs are full of worms.

So what's wrong with her and how do I fix her?
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Try to get past that. Go ahead with your diagnosis.

Wimmin are mindless and have no capacity to think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


Oh, I almost forgot. Wimmin multitask in order to try to hide their inability to focus upon anything for more than 3 seconds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840415


A lot of women look down at their “man” because he does not work to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth for the children. Talk to her about it.
 Quoting: NJR 28475994


How do you build the Kingdom of God on Earth? Anything more than with your imagination?
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You support the plan at the website
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Ok, I will bite. But not for me, for my wife. She thinks she's full of worms - microscopic worms - nematodes, or whatever. She's had every kind of test - up the rear, down the throat, MRI's and Cat scans of her heart (heart worms) and periotoneal area. She believes that the cows in the field near our house have worms (and the do and they get Ivermectin) and that the cow poop got into the water and in our well and comes in the house. She thinks the dog is sick, that I am sick (though I feel fine), the kids are sick and she is sick. She's been Baker Acted (locked up for being a threat to herself) a couple of times. One psychiatrist who spent 4 hours with her says she's not crazy, just needs counseling (so we did that for six months - no effect). One says she's bipolar and one says she's not skitsophrenic, but something like that. She had used CIPRO when she first went crazy. Doc's have put her on Tizanidine which I think helped make her crazy, plus they have given her other drugs that I think made her crazy. She's pulled out the metal tines on the a/c unit, thinking those were worms, she's destroyed drywall in the house thinking it was worms, she's destroyed concrete on the porch and floors thinking the worms made cocoons. She's gotten better since I stopped letting her act like an adult and go to the doctor whenever she wants ( I don't let her get any drugs without me approving it first). But, she still thinks she, me, the kids and the dogs are full of worms.

So what's wrong with her and how do I fix her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70637237


Well she had her brain scrambled by the Gregorian calendar so I want you to show her a New Jerusalem Russ Calendar and get her off drugs and report back to me with her thoughts.
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Oh, I almost forgot. Wimmin multitask in order to try to hide their inability to focus upon anything for more than 3 seconds.
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A lot of women look down at their “man” because he does not work to build up the Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth for the children. Talk to her about it.
 Quoting: NJR 28475994

You are a weak idiot. Lol.
How do you build the Kingdom of God on Earth? Anything more than with your imagination?
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You support the plan at the website

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