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Are you ready to meet Jesus?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You better get ready because he is coming.
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Thats gross
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
Yep.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554

Repent

Simple Daily Faith & Living

Thank the Father for sending His Son to us
Thank Jesus for doing the Father's Will
Repent to God the Father for your sins
Give thanks for daily blessings...regardless of how simple / "ordinary" they may seem
Love others and forgive them as necessary
Pray for others and help them if possible
Read the Bible and ask Jesus or the Father for guidance concerning it
Pray / ask the Father to show HIS WILL for you to do
Share your "testimonies" of what God and Jesus have done for you
Trust in the Father and the Son fully
I am a humble Servant of the one True Living God.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I think some guy had me confused with him because he yelled "Jesus Christ" at me when I was driving today.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


you don't the impossible rapture.. the dark shits are being taking OFF the planet.. then the Millennial Reign begins in earnest.. It began actually feb 5 the day trump gave the SOTU... the final stages of exposing the dark are part of this.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554

Repent

Simple Daily Faith & Living

Thank the Father for sending His Son to us
Thank Jesus for doing the Father's Will
Repent to God the Father for your sins
Give thanks for daily blessings...regardless of how simple / "ordinary" they may seem
Love others and forgive them as necessary
Pray for others and help them if possible
Read the Bible and ask Jesus or the Father for guidance concerning it
Pray / ask the Father to show HIS WILL for you to do
Share your "testimonies" of what God and Jesus have done for you
Trust in the Father and the Son fully
 Quoting: TheLordsServant


You ask the Father during MEDITATION as he indwells the moral personally. YOU ARE HIS SON LORD's SERVANT... Because he is inside you.

And Christ never started a mind controlling religion.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


you don't the impossible rapture.. the dark shits are being taking OFF the planet.. then the Millennial Reign begins in earnest.. It began actually feb 5 the day trump gave the SOTU... the final stages of exposing the dark are part of this.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


FALSE. and you aren't being taken anywhere off the planet. craprantians stay here to serve satan of nebadon's antichrist during the tribulation period.

those who belong to GOD's only begotten son Jesus, they are the ones who are raptured, both the living and dead.

Christ's millennial reign has NOT begun, this is a LIE.
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07/21/2019 10:48 PM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You mean the ones who value His death
more than His life's work and Gospel of truth.


There is wisdom is Paul's writings, of course.
He cleverly added the parts that deified Christ,
which was, of course, the blasphemous crime He was
sentenced to die for in the Sanhedrin mock trials.
He was handed over to the Romans as the Sanhedrin
had no authority to carry out His torture.

Last Edited by hillbilly on 07/21/2019 10:57 PM
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Call me a pot but heat me not.-Putin
Silence is where God speaks. Anything else is but a poor translation. -Rumi
Wanna hear God laugh? Just talk about your plans.
An old broom knows all the corners.
Slow is steady; steady is smooth; smooth is fast.
Success has a thousand fathers but failure only one son.
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.-Gibran
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You better get ready because he is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77566057


YESSSSSS. I am ready!!
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You better get ready because he is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77566057


Sure thing buddy.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I searched the entire universe and this Jesus character was nowhere to be seen or found
the 3rd shaking
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You better get ready because he is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77566057


He'd have to actually exist first wouldn't he? I mean, the catholic church invented and made up the new testement. How can he come if he isn't real?

Drop dead religitard
hillbilly

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07/22/2019 12:12 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
O'great spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds, and whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me!
I am small and weak, I need your strength and wisdom.

Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunset.
Make my hands respect the things you have made and my ears sharp to hear your voice.

Make me wise so that I may understand the things you have taught my people.
Let me learn the lessons you have hidden in every leaf and rock.

I seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy--myself.

Make me always ready to come to you with clean hands and straight eyes.

So when life fades, as the fading sunset, my spirit may come to you without shame.
-Sitting Bull (1831-1890)
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Call me a pot but heat me not.-Putin
Silence is where God speaks. Anything else is but a poor translation. -Rumi
Wanna hear God laugh? Just talk about your plans.
An old broom knows all the corners.
Slow is steady; steady is smooth; smooth is fast.
Success has a thousand fathers but failure only one son.
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.-Gibran
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
No he is not, he is taking a nap.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I searched the entire universe and this Jesus character was nowhere to be seen or found
 Quoting: xenophon


You didn't look in the right lab
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07/22/2019 12:21 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
"Oh hai!"
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You mean the ones who value His death
more than His life's work and Gospel of truth.


There is wisdom is Paul's writings, of course.
He cleverly added the parts that deified Christ,
which was, of course, the blasphemous crime He was
sentenced to die for in the Sanhedrin mock trials.
He was handed over to the Romans as the Sanhedrin
had no authority to carry out His torture.
 Quoting: hillbilly


He came for the purpose of His death.

You don't understand or believe this

because you are not a Christian.
Anonymous Coward
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07/22/2019 12:24 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
and you do not believe The Bible.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
Is that a threat or a promise?
Anonymous Coward
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07/22/2019 12:25 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I bet Jesus is a Cool Dude.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
Praying to clod the father has gotten me nowhere in the last 15 years, my health continues to fail,
and if you know whats good for you you will not mention the book of Job in the underpants.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I welcome Jesus, anytime, anyplace, love you Dude.
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07/22/2019 12:38 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
Chevy, don't make me visit you tonight.
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I bet Jesus is a Cool Dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77841031


I know he is ;)
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07/22/2019 12:39 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You better get ready because he is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77566057


I saw Jesus in a porn movie and he was cuming. Pretty sure it was Latin porn...
hillbilly

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07/22/2019 12:41 AM
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
and you do not believe The Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77840877
As Gandhi asked "Who believes more?"

The Moneychangers invest in and profit from war.
Christ came to show us how to live in peace.

He said follow me, worship the Father,
and obey The Commandments as given to Moses.
I, as a baptised Christian, live by The Lord's Prayer,
as He taught during His Sermon on the Mount.

Every bit of that is in The Holy Bible, God's Word.
You are free to believe whichever book you wish, your choice.
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

Last Edited by hillbilly on 07/22/2019 01:06 AM
Water is the only drink for a wise man.
Call me a pot but heat me not.-Putin
Silence is where God speaks. Anything else is but a poor translation. -Rumi
Wanna hear God laugh? Just talk about your plans.
An old broom knows all the corners.
Slow is steady; steady is smooth; smooth is fast.
Success has a thousand fathers but failure only one son.
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.-Gibran
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I'm not.

How do I get ready?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


you don't the impossible rapture.. the dark shits are being taking OFF the planet.. then the Millennial Reign begins in earnest.. It began actually feb 5 the day trump gave the SOTU... the final stages of exposing the dark are part of this.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


FALSE. and you aren't being taken anywhere off the planet. craprantians stay here to serve satan of nebadon's antichrist during the tribulation period.

those who belong to GOD's only begotten son Jesus, they are the ones who are raptured, both the living and dead.

Christ's millennial reign has NOT begun, this is a LIE.
 Quoting: Baloney



hesright
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
You're way beyond Jesus now.

epiclol
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Re: Are you ready to meet Jesus?
I bet Jesus is a Cool Dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77841031


I know he is ;)
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


I would think he would love you no mater what but still call you on you're shit.





GLP