I have a rusty Ford Pinto. I can't sell it for $100.

I beg the government for help.

The government passes a law that anyone who buys a rusty Ford Pinto must pay no less than $50000.

I am shocked that people buy a new Range Rover instead and that they show even less interest in my Pinto.

But I am a Democrat and I cannot figure out why.

Meanwhile a guy finally shows up who would pay $100 for the Pinto. But now he can't because ot is illegal.