It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch.

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It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch.
Dick Shaver User ID: 77844589 United States 07/29/2019 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I shaved my boys to stay cool in the Summer heat, it does just that, but now I've a huge shave rash and my balls, they itch like crazy. I've been rubbing my balls with vinegar to take the itch out, it's worked somewhat, but now my balls smell like a jar of pickles. Still, I recommend everyone shave their balls, even you broads.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77784576 United States 07/29/2019 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. A1
Lucilles Balls User ID: 19353379 United States 07/29/2019 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. A1 Quoting: TG12 beat me to it Dick
Arthur Jackson User ID: 76244356 United States 07/29/2019 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I shaved my boys to stay cool in the Summer heat, it does just that, but now I've a huge shave rash and my balls, they itch like crazy. I've been rubbing my balls with vinegar to take the itch out, it's worked somewhat, but now my balls smell like a jar of pickles. Still, I recommend everyone shave their balls, even you broads. Quoting: Dick Shaver 77844589 Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77762657 United States 07/29/2019 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I run a tight ship myself, OP. You’ll get used to it. lmao
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77783871 Australia 07/29/2019 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. try mixing some baking soda into the vinager, that should reduce the smell and the itch. everybody knows that baking soda reduces smells.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77784576 United States 07/29/2019 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. If the A1 isn't working try Ben Gay, if you can handle that your a real man.....it will take the itch out.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77038528 United States 07/29/2019 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Talcum powder
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77759463 United States 07/29/2019 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I shaved my boys to stay cool in the Summer heat, it does just that, but now I've a huge shave rash and my balls, they itch like crazy. I've been rubbing my balls with vinegar to take the itch out, it's worked somewhat, but now my balls smell like a jar of pickles. Still, I recommend everyone shave their balls, even you broads. Quoting: Dick Shaver 77844589 Get the 5 blade razor and shaving gel from Harry's. Will leave smooth set with no rash or itching.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77843895 United States 07/29/2019 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. aqua velva
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75598709 United States 07/29/2019 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Swat your balls against a hornets nest. Surprisingly the hornets will not sting them, instead secreting a soothing balm. If for some reason the hornets are agitated, stuff their nest down your pants and crush the nest against your balls, this tends to calm them greatly.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44602632 United States 07/29/2019 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Get the 5 blade razor and shaving gel from Harry's. Will leave smooth set with no rash or itching. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77759463 Get the Bromley's 7 Blade Classic Razor it is a closer shave
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41173011 United States 07/29/2019 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Just because they were in your mouth does not make them yours.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77806141 United States 07/29/2019 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Gold Bond Triple Medicated Powder, you will feel real, real nice.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77004814 United States 07/29/2019 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Gold Bond Triple Medicated Powder, you will feel real, real nice. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77806141 I actually did that one time. Amazing 8s a good word.
Jake User ID: 77849624 United States 07/29/2019 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77762657 United States 07/30/2019 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Swat your balls against a hornets nest. Surprisingly the hornets will not sting them, instead secreting a soothing balm. If for some reason the hornets are agitated, stuff their nest down your pants and crush the nest against your balls, this tends to calm them greatly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75598709 That is true. Surprisingly, hornets react differently when balls. :jay:
~kpm~ User ID: 75950402 United States 07/30/2019 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~
~Sir John~ User ID: 77820165 United Kingdom 07/30/2019 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Just use Veet for men .Thank me later .
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75325417 United States 07/30/2019 12:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. A1 SAUCE
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5846236 United Kingdom 07/30/2019 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I run a tight ship myself, OP. You’ll get used to it. lmao Quoting: GenX Dude :clapper:

Midwest Skeptic User ID: 77374864 United States 07/30/2019 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Sand paper the stubble down ... and then use some Kerosene on them. You will be AMAZED at how they feel after!! (btw ... you can use a lighter to get rid of any dripping excess Kerosene, takes care of the problem in no time!) Midwest Skeptic
odiecody User ID: 68643560 United States 07/30/2019 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. I'm so sorry for laughin. Good grief, now the only thing that will work without fail, is calamine lotion, rub on and dry with fan, make sure it's all dry. Good grief It WILL work and stop shavin just use the calamine
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77827153 United States 07/30/2019 07:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Lighter fluid
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77091695 United States 07/30/2019 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Why not try the simple solution and try taking a shower everyday..if it real hot you might need 2-3 showers a day
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77091695 United States 07/30/2019 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. stupid mans way..scratch entire balls as hard as you can until the balls are raw...put high strength after shave on them and try not to cry

ayr phorce yuan User ID: 51791577 United Kingdom 07/30/2019 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Lol, You didn’t use aftershave, look, I’m sure I don’t need to go into detail as obviously you would need to shower it off in case you were heading for ‘immediate action’ but you MUST splash plenty on to close the pores of the skin. Let us know how you get on. K. GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:.
AltSwede User ID: 77310734 Sweden 07/30/2019 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Quoting: ~kpm~ FLORIDA MAN! AltSwede
ayr phorce yuan User ID: 51791577 United Kingdom 07/30/2019 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Last Edited by Ayr Phorce Yuan on 07/30/2019 08:03 PM GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:.
ayr phorce yuan User ID: 51791577 United Kingdom 07/30/2019 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Quoting: ~kpm~ FLORIDA MAN! Quoting: AltSwede Altsie, that made me laugh. GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77344644 United States 07/30/2019 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: It's hot so I shaved my balls to stay cool. It worked but now my balls itch like a bitch. Put some IcyHot on it. I swear by the stuff.
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