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They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World

 
Nicolas Catinat

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They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position.

He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these.

Also, the order of the ages in this has been set: first world government then world war 3, not the other way around as was the original plan.

I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever.

Make up your own minds.

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08/03/2019 07:53 AM

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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Make cats President's and world leaders

No more rats
No more shitting in streets
No more birds eating your fruit
All I was doing was trying to get home from work
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Meh
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
I would bet he would tell you to shove it up your asshole.

Idj, maybe he wants to rule over a program, I don't see the point.
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
I would bet he would tell you to shove it up your asshole.

IDK, maybe he wants to rule over a program, I don't see the point.
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08/03/2019 10:22 AM
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
I haven't checked in on the Disney crew lately, last I checked Keanu doesn't live here, but has a SIM.

I do not think that you or anyone else here understands that we are beyond the role play games and you have yet to set up a way of effectively communicating.

I suppose you do not need daily updates while your fake as fuck world is turned into rubble.


hf
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KEANU REEVES IS A 100% FTM TRANNY DECEIVER!

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Lol...

No
The name's Kitty...just Kitty
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
I always hoped it would be Tom Cruise.

But Keanu is OK too I suppose.
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Actually G from Street Fighter is THE President of the world.

He even says like a Presidential BAWSE: "I'll fight this battle. Why? CUZ IT IS MY DUTY."

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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Keaue can suck my mid sized pecker.
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woooaaahhhhh
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Keanu can suck my mid sized pecker.
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
Actually G from Street Fighter is THE President of the world.

He even says like a Presidential BAWSE: "I'll fight this battle. Why? CUZ IT IS MY DUTY."


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While all the other presidents were like I have to get other people to fight this battle cuz Satan told the pope to tell us to start wars for blood and money.
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BTW, I get it.

Only one thing, I'm not staying here to power this delusion.

This place is going away.


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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position.

He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these.

Also, the order of the ages in this has been set: first world government then world war 3, not the other way around as was the original plan.

I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever.

Make up your own minds.

Best,
N. Catinat
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you should already know
after 3 Matrices
and 3 John Wicks
that Kneau is unkillable
by conventional means.

.
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KEANU REEVES IS A 100% FTM TRANNY DECEIVER!

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still having chromosomal issues?

(where art thou sci'ence thee sentience pondered..)



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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
lets face it my uncle says steavan seagal could easy beat up keanu reaves. so steavan steagal should be prezident of the world. you know it makes sense

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That would be best case scenario lol

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G song even says "President of the world who just appointed himself. Be happy you don't have to think for yourself."

G is BAWSE.
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Kids don't go to hell. All Presidents and Prime Minister's will step down and give their country to 7 year olds who will learn of YAHUWSHUWA.

ADULTS ARE FULL OF CRAP.
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Shoooooon.
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Kids don't go to hell. All Presidents and Prime Minister's will step down and give their country to 7 year olds who will learn of YAHUWSHUWA.

ADULTS ARE FULL OF CRAP.
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YAHUWSHUWA HAMASHIAC even said adults won't hesitate to ask a 7 year old about life and they will be set free.

YOU ADULT FREAKS HAVE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE.
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Listen stupids, the Anomaly is King of all Worlds noow and forever more.
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Re: They’re going to make Keanu Reeves President of the World
There was a meeting yesterday where this was confirmed. He doesn’t know anything about it yet and once he does he won’t want the position.

He will be the first world president. It is a sore point for many in the hierarchy. However, the decision is final and absolute. This means nobody is allowed to kill him first, the usual solution in situations such as these.

Also, the order of the ages: first world government not the other way around as was the original plan.

I will not answer any questions on this topic nor will I impart any more information on it whatsoever.

Make up your own minds.

Best,
N. Catinat
 Quoting: Nicolas Catinat


hf

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I look forward to a world without presidents, video games, or movies. You know, the way the world was...
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