Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!! GLP's Winners Club Thread .. and rewindzzzzzz

Good day Rewind!

Make the most of it!

you also! :)

Make the most of it like it is your last day huh?

soo the cute gas man was here to get the meter reading and I mentioned obtw I smell gas.

So I had two super cuties checking it out. If you recall, I had the 'gas leak' fixed already? When I told the landlord I still smelled gas, cos she just paid to have it fixed and duh, I still smell gas. She says, I am supposed to call the gas company when that happens. (can I say stupid bitch, here)?

So now, here I sit, with a stove once again red tagged. It is a lovely day. Will be day five of sun worshipping.

allz well in Wonderland! :)

let's check this out shall we?

:)

Kind of mellow! I'm gonna start a fire! :)

seriously.. with the lighter and everything and water running near by for fire control.

so my fat scary neighbor, I mean she is scary.. has started putting their garbage at the end of the cinder wall, on my side, where incidentally, I am cultivating sunflowers. They need watered in order to sprout back up, such as they have done on the other end, but it will take near four seasons for the ends to meet up, I think?

Ok, so, their garbage is sitting right in the middle of my sunflower patch. I am making sure it gets watered. Right now, I am waiting for an appropriate amount of time to pass so that I can go water that area, including the garbage container, which today, I notice the lid is shut.

I suppose it got filled up with water yesterday when I water the area? maybe?
At any rate, that fat bitch is scary but rewind is not afraid of it. Would I be filling her garbage up with water if so? think about it? And my day is just started. Landlord has gasman on notice meaning they called someone. Let's see how this plays out?
Obviously, my landlord loves drama as I did call her and tell the just repaired stove is still leaking. This whole play could have been prevented, but I play! tired of it already in truth?

Last Edited by rewind on 05/21/2020 03:21 PM

yep this whole thing just messed my day up and set to fuk tomorrow up now too. No words. I am seething pissed here.

o well. It too shall pass, huh? Not gonna sweat this!

AC/DC..

DT..

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 AGAIN! WOOHOO!

Back when I was a drinkin' man...

Last Edited by Seekinginformation on 05/21/2020 11:40 PM

You're bing sneaky, Rewind!

BillyBob her wif a qistin fer ya Retread, which is better her?


now me i alwaz go fer the delux beenin a gormet dimmer, dimer, dinner, .... wha EVER WOOF EM DOWN guy fer cryin out loud


Last Edited by DGN on 05/21/2020 11:50 PM

These songs remind me of cruising Odessa In my Trans Am back in High School.

As Sammy said, Cruisin' and boozin'.



Last Edited by Seekinginformation on 05/21/2020 11:52 PM

I'll take Swanson for a buck sixty nine BillyBob!

Last Edited by rewind on 05/22/2020 11:07 AM

early birds huh?

yisiree i git the actual turkey TV dinner, you know wif the tinfoil fer thanksforginin n its a acrumshus feast. i aint claiming all ma sins is fergivin but i say grace just in case maybe i git off easyer

Last Edited by DGN on 05/22/2020 12:45 PM

same same.. turkey ftw!

Early bird?

Yeah, tweet... fuckin'... tweet!

When I first enlisted, going through Basic Training, one of our Drill Sergeants called a buddy of mine "Tweety Bird". Now, he was kinda funny looking, but I never thought of Tweety Bird until the DS said it. Then the DS asked my buddy, "Do you know why I called you Tweety Bird? 'Cause you smell like bird shit!"

It was hilarious. we all did our best not to break position and fall out laughing.

I love birds, except when they are tweeting so extremely loud when I try to sleep. Why do birds never sleep longer than their instinct tells them? Sigh!