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Linky link link ....
Doom back on



Empire State Building-sized asteroid set to scream past Earth at 10,400mph [link to www.rt.com (secure)]
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77900421


This was on here last week.

2006 QQ23's closest approach is 19LD.

It will pass by over 4,500,000 miles.

The moon is 240,000 miles away, and that hasn't hit us yet.

Where's the doom?

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[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

500m diam
[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

340m diam

we still have these 2 asteroids on fire for this month of August and October of this year

bump
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Why so many sudden asteroids...

The Julian calendar says it's 2019,
With 365.25 days. The book of jubilees states that the year should be 364 days only.

[link to www.pseudepigrapha.com]

And there is no neglecting (this commandment) for a single year or from year to year.
And command thou the children of Israel that they observe the years according to this reckoning- three hundred and sixty-four days, and (these) will constitute a complete year, and they will not disturb its time from its days and from its feasts; for everything will fall out in them according to their testimony, and they will not leave out any day nor disturb any feasts.


So, using ratio and proportion,
You can work out what this year should be, ie if there is 355.25 days in a roman year, what is the year if the year had 364 days ONLY?

Then, the coptic calendar, us and years behind the Julian calendar.
2 sources saying this year, is actually 2012.

Thats the big secret.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40591303


wtfdid

Where do you get 355.25 days in a roman year???

Either I'm missing something or your math is flawed.
If a year only has 364 days then a year would go by faster. (364 instead of 365.25).

On that note.... In 2000 years we would have an extra 2500 days (1.25 x 2000) or 6.9 years. That would make the current year 2027 (2019 + 6.9) NOT 2012.
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They told us and no one listening.

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[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

500m diam
[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

340m diam

we still have these 2 asteroids on fire for this month of August and October of this year

bump
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[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

what about this one??? I'm not savy on that site so don't have a clue but around the 18th or 19th this is on top of us as best I can tell. I think it was like .022 ???

nevermind, finally found more details

[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

Last Edited by miabelieves on 08/09/2019 08:58 AM
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[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

500m diam
[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

340m diam

we still have these 2 asteroids on fire for this month of August and October of this year

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77745196


[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

what about this one??? I'm not savy on that site so don't have a clue but around the 18th or 19th this is on top of us as best I can tell. I think it was like .022 ???

nevermind, finally found more details

[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
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Hi ,

out of curiosity how much in thousands of km?
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[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

500m diam
[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

340m diam

we still have these 2 asteroids on fire for this month of August and October of this year

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77745196


[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

what about this one??? I'm not savy on that site so don't have a clue but around the 18th or 19th this is on top of us as best I can tell. I think it was like .022 ???

nevermind, finally found more details

[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
 Quoting: miabelieves

Hi ,

out of curiosity how much in thousands of km?
 Quoting: willix

miss distance = 3 million kilometers

.
If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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I HOPE THAT IT HITS MY HOUSE JUST LIKE A BULLSEYE!
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[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

500m diam
[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

340m diam

we still have these 2 asteroids on fire for this month of August and October of this year

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77745196


[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]

what about this one??? I'm not savy on that site so don't have a clue but around the 18th or 19th this is on top of us as best I can tell. I think it was like .022 ???

nevermind, finally found more details

[link to cneos.jpl.nasa.gov (secure)]
 Quoting: miabelieves

Hi ,

out of curiosity how much in thousands of km?
 Quoting: willix

miss distance = 3 million kilometers

.
 Quoting: Hydra


Thanks ! cool2
I hope that my translated English is correct enough ....
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Why so many sudden asteroids...

The Julian calendar says it's 2019,
With 365.25 days. The book of jubilees states that the year should be 364 days only.

[link to www.pseudepigrapha.com]

And there is no neglecting (this commandment) for a single year or from year to year.
And command thou the children of Israel that they observe the years according to this reckoning- three hundred and sixty-four days, and (these) will constitute a complete year, and they will not disturb its time from its days and from its feasts; for everything will fall out in them according to their testimony, and they will not leave out any day nor disturb any feasts.


So, using ratio and proportion,
You can work out what this year should be, ie if there is 355.25 days in a roman year, what is the year if the year had 364 days ONLY?

Then, the coptic calendar, us and years behind the Julian calendar.
2 sources saying this year, is actually 2012.

Thats the big secret.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40591303



Bro, every year since like 2010 has "secretly been 2012". People would post math and reasoning as to why the current year was actually 2012 instead of what it is. The only exception was when it was in fact 2012.

I suspect next year someone will find a way for that to "actually" be 2012, too.

On the bright side, one day something will actually happen and someone will get to be "right" using math to support some wild claim that not only wish it actually 2012 but also somehow december.

Keep on keeping on!
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The truth is..

I will eat my own poop if tgis is true.i will literally pick up a mud morsel and swallow it whole..gagging while gag juice dribbles down my chin mixed witg feces.....just for you ok. If this is real
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Not soon enough - have a project due. OP, you got any doom in an August 14th-ish vintage?
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I just did a search on 2019 JP451, top result linked right back to this thread.

Good enough for the MSM good enough for GLP huh?
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Thank God ...

That is the day before my Credit Card payment is due ...

I was sorry I missed out on the CC forgiveness given to Canadians by Chase, but this should be almost as good.

WHOOPIE!!


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DOOM ON!!
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ohlook

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The truth is..

I will eat my own poop if tgis is true.i will literally pick up a mud morsel and swallow it whole..gagging while gag juice dribbles down my chin mixed witg feces.....just for you ok. If this is real
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wtf 10

gtfo5
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DOOM ON!!
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Are we all dead yet lol?





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