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New Google Technology "Autocorrects" Users thoughts

 
Evangelina
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—At a special press conference held at the technology giant’s sprawling campus Tuesday, Google engineers revealed exciting new technology that autocorrects any errant thoughts its users are having, replacing them with positions approved by the company.
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Less than 50%

According to the spokesperson, Google is also utilizing crack teams of ex-military personnel to round up anyone who resists the new technology, taking them to a new portion of Google’s campus known as the “Department of Love” for questioning, reconditioning, and re-introduction into civilized society.

At publishing time, a jealous Mark Zuckerberg had put his best programmers on the job of attempting to reverse-engineer Google’s new thought correction algorithm for use on his own social network, sources confirmed.



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You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God

TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it.

Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN
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is this a prediction or his wish?
we only have each other. And that makes us rich.. . .

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08/09/2019 12:13 PM
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is this a prediction or his wish?
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It's satire... Fake news.. gotta shoot this thread in the foot deadhorse

I'm sure it's on the table somewhere tho! Transhumanists are busy little bees.

I just heard yesterday on a video I was watching barry while pez gave some 60 billion to this type of research.

Last Edited by Evangelina on 08/09/2019 12:15 PM
You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God

TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it.

Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN
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As satire it is great!
we only have each other. And that makes us rich.. . .

Wisdom in the man, patience in the wife, brings peace to the house and a happy life.
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Yeah! Thanks for the heads up guys so we can revamp/strengthen our tin hats
You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God

TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it.

Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.
-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN





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